Ilya Kaminsky, From “A City Like A Guillotine Shivers On Its Way To The Neck”, Deaf Republic

Coffee

Admittedly, I hate coffee, and I used to tell people that I loved it and it was my favourite drink but after reading An Abundance of Katherine's I kinda just realised that, in the words of John Green, "It tastes like stomach bile."

Don't get me wrong though, like Colin I love the IDEA of coffee, it tastes like my soul and it's Five's favourite drink. The beverage of choice for sarcastic smart people is honestly overrated, and that's probably the only reason I drink it like it's the ambrosia of the gods or something. (Plus the added benefits of staying awake long enough to finish that 5000 word essay due tomorrow)

Anyways 5/10 drink, would not recommend. Get yourself a bottle of Jack Daniels and/or some overly carbonated soda and you're good.

( Coffee flavoured things though...)

i lied. put your clothes back on. we're going to watch dead poets society while i psychoanalyse every character and express my thoughts after every scene cut.

Periodic table really be calling me out lately

prev was the actor for Gollum in Lord of the Rings

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New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

Real ones know that

Shoe > Sock > Shoe > Sock

Is the obvious correct answer.

Weed jr.

copyrighting neon dream as we speak

I think about this constantly

chewing your lip/nail skin is = microdosing on cannibalism

When your favourite teacher of all time who kinda looks like the middle brother between Hank and John Green, teaching your favourite subject of all time, leaves abruptly and now you have no one to talk about literature with<<<<<<<<<<<