Had A Nice Piece Of Chocolate And Was Filled With The Overwhelming Feeling That Life Is Worth Living

If the yaoi ain’t old and toxic I ain’t want it

Nobody has ever served cunt harder than Robin Williams in the 1996 movie ‘The Birdcage’ and I will stake my life on that.

Since the original phrase is already horrific can we start saying ‘by the skin of my ass’

You were fumbling bad bitches, I was having a panic attack over my chemistry test, we are not the same

I think we should forgive Ethan actually. just watched Charlie be mean to Hurley and I also want to publicly execute him

Social anxiety be wack as well, I’ll be like hmmm I do not understand this math problem, I should ask the teacher that has been nothing but nice to me for help, but then my body goes “well actually if you make eye contact she will shoot you with a handgun” like shit can’t argue with that

Sometimes I wonder if I’m acting like too much of a freak on here and then I remember this is the freak website

Toy Chica this, Roxy that, y’all animatronic fuckers are cowards actually, you think it’s edgy but you ain’t got no vision. Start asking the real questions, what about withered Bonnie, what about music man, what. about. Nightmare Fredbear.

Do you ever have your mom get annoyed at you and feel the way traitors must have felt before being exiled from Rome