Sometimes I Wonder If I’m Acting Like Too Much Of A Freak On Here And Then I Remember This Is The Freak

Fucking hate being fixated on shit. What do you mean I’m nearing tears every time I think about some werewolf guy from a 2000s movie with like 20 minutes of screen time

Trying to explain Lost to your friends so they’ll watch it is more difficult than you think. ‘Yes they’re all stuck on this island but it’s also….weird” that’s deadass all you can say without spoiling it. I wish I could open with ‘it’s about two middle aged men making the most pathetic guys they could find fight to the death’ but finding that out is the fun part.

Gonna have to start adopting the brilliant Dr Van Helsing strategy of shouting obscure metaphors and riddles at the homies when they aren’t on board with my insane schemes until they are too confused to say no

Finally started watching Twin Peaks, who the FUCK is Diane

Imagine flirting so hard with a neurologist that he lies about a diagnosis for you

Lewis needs to watch his fucking mouth I’ll buy his house and sell it to the skeletons

As someone who has personally experienced a gay situationship I feel like we should give more props to Gi-hun for managing to keep it together. I know if I had a deranged woman looking at me like that I’d be doing whatever she told me to do

It is my personal opinion that if you weren’t into a weird indie horror game in middle school then you’d didn’t get the crucial media literacy training of trying to figure out the lore

Anybody else have a celebrity that goes by some absurd nickname in your house for little to no reason. I’ll go first, Timothy Pickelball,