Imagine Flirting So Hard With A Neurologist That He Lies About A Diagnosis For You

The pull to actually watch Supernatural after being in a small fandom for so long is real. I’ve been surviving on 20 fics of my comfort character and that quarter million is calling me like crack

The fact that no one on that island approached Jack for help only to immediately realize that he was on the verge of a panic attack is insane. They’re like ‘damn this leader guy is sweating profusely and nervously muttering about his commitment issues, I think I should ask him to help me on my horrifically dangerous side quest.’ The best part is he says yes every time.

Watching Severance with your family and watching them in turn realizing with horror that they’re going to have to watch slow burn old man yaoi staring Christopher Walken is an experience I cannot recommend enough

LOST ONES

Hurley

Hurley's episode is one of the highest rated ones because him and Sean Evans have a great rapport they're having a great time. Sean asks him some hard questions about mental health and they get deep, but they get back to laughing when Hurley accidentally touches his eye

Shout out MatPat for really being the dude ever

People complaining about headcanons and saying shit like ‘Sirius would NEVER wear a skirt’ or ‘james would never date regulus/sirius/sybill/literally anybody’ will never not be funny

Like girl. You respect these characters too much if you think they have any free will. They don’t! They are my Barbie dolls and I am a bored 7 year old girl that asked for a lego set and got dolls instead. Plastic hair will be cut. Arms will be broken. They are mine to do with as I please

And frankly, you’re ruining the vibe by insisting that I shouldn’t contort these dolls into horrors beyond comprehension. You could have so much more fun if you were as fucked up as me. Cmon girl. You only live once

Haters will say Jack Shepard was unstable but I get him. I honestly think he should have crashed out more, I too would have lost my shit if I fumbled both Kate AND sawyer, like I would have genuinely blown that stupid ass island up

Anybody else have a celebrity that goes by some absurd nickname in your house for little to no reason. I’ll go first, Timothy Pickelball,

John Locke is by far the funniest character on the show. He’s kind of like a little boy, all it takes is Ben going ‘hey I’ve got this really cool thing’ and Locke immediately abandons the people he’s been living with for the past 3 months. My man is in it for silly quests and nobody else.