You Were Fumbling Bad Bitches, I Was Having A Panic Attack Over My Chemistry Test, We Are Not The Same

Me when I have to face the consequences of my actions

(I had chocky milk despite knowing that I can in fact not tolerate milk)

People complaining about headcanons and saying shit like ‘Sirius would NEVER wear a skirt’ or ‘james would never date regulus/sirius/sybill/literally anybody’ will never not be funny

Like girl. You respect these characters too much if you think they have any free will. They don’t! They are my Barbie dolls and I am a bored 7 year old girl that asked for a lego set and got dolls instead. Plastic hair will be cut. Arms will be broken. They are mine to do with as I please

And frankly, you’re ruining the vibe by insisting that I shouldn’t contort these dolls into horrors beyond comprehension. You could have so much more fun if you were as fucked up as me. Cmon girl. You only live once

The fact that no one on that island approached Jack for help only to immediately realize that he was on the verge of a panic attack is insane. They’re like ‘damn this leader guy is sweating profusely and nervously muttering about his commitment issues, I think I should ask him to help me on my horrifically dangerous side quest.’ The best part is he says yes every time.

Remember when Dale Cooper showed up in his tux for the undercover operation and in the cut to Harry his jaw literally dropped, what was up with that

Lewis needs to watch his fucking mouth I’ll buy his house and sell it to the skeletons

Obsessed with how Desmond is consistently having a worse time than everybody else on that island. As soon as he gets out of the button routine he’s immediately plagued with visions, once that’s done he gets time travel brain death disease. Once he finally gets a wife and kid he’s dragged back and thrown through dimensions like he is never not suffering and the other characters for the most part never know about it.

Before Kendrick there was him

I would love to see a remake of Twin Peaks where the town people are actually normal, so when coop pulls up saying ‘we’re gonna do spiritual practices to find the killer because it came to me in a dream’ they just go ‘hey man what the fuck are you talking about’

It is my personal opinion that if you weren’t into a weird indie horror game in middle school then you’d didn’t get the crucial media literacy training of trying to figure out the lore