Me when I have to face the consequences of my actions
(I had chocky milk despite knowing that I can in fact not tolerate milk)
Big fan of how Snape does in fact know that lupin is a werewolf when he’s first hired, so of course he’s all passive aggressive about it, but the funniest part is that nobody cares because his ass hates everybody. My guy was beefing with an 11 year old day one, ain’t nobody gonna bat an eye if he suddenly hates the new hire
It is my personal opinion that if you weren’t into a weird indie horror game in middle school then you’d didn’t get the crucial media literacy training of trying to figure out the lore
I have watched countless queer coded shows with my mom, yet to this day the only ship she has immediately picked up on was these absolute freaks
Sometimes I wonder if I’m acting like too much of a freak on here and then I remember this is the freak website
I wish every day that Sirius could’ve had tiktok because I know his ass would’ve loved saying ‘I got that dog in me’
watching twin peaks rn and this guy shouldnt be doing this he shouldnt be here, he should be holding a comically large lollipop or something
Anybody else have a celebrity that goes by some absurd nickname in your house for little to no reason. I’ll go first, Timothy Pickelball,
Miles truly doesn’t get enough credit for being the only chill mf on that island. They’ll be like ‘omg will you rescue us?’ And he’ll just go ‘wow, it’s been months get over it girl 🙄'
Who up candying they cane rn
‘Because he’s the only one who’ll have me’
Oh my fucking god everytime I think he’s finally peaked that freak says something even gayer.