Honestly Aziraphale Saying Fuck That One Time Owns My Soul 

Somebody please

Stop M E

Update: I nearly got punched by my friend for drawing this

how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

If you see this on your dash, it’s too late

((Reblog or Halloween won’t be celebrated. If you reblog this in 50 seconds, you’ll have the best Halloween and be blessed by the spoopy skeleton gods.))

((This skeleton will also break all chain mail or reblog or die posts and you’ll live a happy life.))

https://www.thedailybeast.com/state-department-to-lgbt-married-couples-your-out-of-wedlock-kids-arent-citizens

ohmygod

fear

thank you even tho i don’t deserve it

not to be a needy bitch but could i have some serotonin please

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

my brain suddenly wanted human interaction so bad that I ordered food so I could briefly see another human face via delivery person

Elias is a bitch. A silly bastard. A petty shitman. A right fuckdunce. And as an ace lesbian, the sexy voice holds no power here. Therefore, he may choke.