How To Fucking Flag Pedophiles

I hope you all realize that cows are just pig horses 

'I don't have emotions' I say emotionally

a f f e c t i o n ??

not to be a needy bitch but could i have some serotonin please

my brain suddenly wanted human interaction so bad that I ordered food so I could briefly see another human face via delivery person

Since I'm on a roll have some more

If anyone actually finds these funny other than me I will be shocked

imagine roughly a million people realizing "yeah we could storm a government facility and they literally would not be able to stop us all" and not using that knowledge to overthrow the government

It's been awhile have these

a lil bonus one that made me giggle

Deceit has a pocket watch reblog if you agree

how do i make it so i can see this tweet every friday

if you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.