Let’s Gate Keep The Dragon Age Fandom.

Um Indiana?

What the FUCK is going on?

Yeah, I’ve been doing it for so long I’m a local urban legend, they call me the vampire of twilight hill.

yeah being sociable is nice n all but have you ever cut everyone off & disappeared for 5 months

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Nice! I need this in my anxiety filled life.

There are two big rules when it comes to email: Always proofread and never send an email when you’re upset. I’ve learned these lessons the hard way. I’ve sent angry emails that I’ve immediately regretted. I’ve sent emails to the wrong people. I’ve sent important emails with typos in them, completely embarrassing myself. Stop living in fear. There’s an undo button on Gmail, and I’m going to show you how to use it.

follow @the-future-now

I feel called out.

Do you ever reread an old fanfiction of yours and you’re just like:

… I didn’t write it….

i'm what the kids call

really exhausted. I’m so tired.

Welcome to the space age, ladies and gentlemen

Preach!

A tip for hiding things: sometimes if you’re not wearing it you can hide it in a pillow on your neatly made bed, people rarely suspect your bed as a hiding place and if its kept neat you don’t risk someone trying to make it. Also, you can start taking an extra pair of clothes in your school backpack so they wont question the binder if they find it in there.

How to have a binder without your parents knowing:

Pick the binder you want online, add it to the website’s shopping cart and start to check out until you find how much it costs with shipping and tax.

Save up enough money to buy the binder. Make sure you have a few dollars extra, to buy the card itself and just in case.

Go into a store and buy a prepaid VISA card. They have them at lots of stores, even CVS. (You can also ask a friend to do this if you can’t get to a store on your own)

Prepaid credit cards require you to be 18 to open an account, but you can purchase prepaid gift cards at a grocery or other store at any age and use them wherever Visa, MasterCard or AMEX are accepted. 

These gift cards, which aren’t reloadable, usually carry an activation fee along the lines of $4.95 for every $50 increment. You usually find them in denominations of $25, $50 or $100.

Buy the binder online. Put the name on the card as “Visa” in the payment section of the website. If you don’t have access to a computer at home, use one at the library. 

Clear your internet history if you’re at home. Make sure the invoice is sent to an email that only you have access to.

Ship it to a consenting friend’s house or an accepting relative, if you have one. Or ship it to your own house and say you bought a present for someone. You may have to go to a store in person and buy a physical present to then gift to cover up that it wasn’t in the package.

Hide it when you get it.

Handwash it when it gets dirty. Or start doing your laundry yourself. Wring it out and hang it to dry in the back of your closet.

Bring it in a bag with you to change into it when you’re out of the house.

(Or ask a friend with a debit/credit/gift card to buy you a binder if you give them the cash.)

My readers: Your writing is so clever and thought out! You probably planned out the whole story!!!

Me, on the outside: I did!!!

Me, on the inside: I have no idea what I’m doing, please, this is a call for help, if you see this message—