Preach!

hey @ goyim could y'all reblog this if you're actually willing to listen to Jewish people and protect us?

we really need allies right now, and I know seeing this on people’s blogs could be comforting to other Jewish people.

Someone who’s never seen The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals explain this

My readers: Your writing is so clever and thought out! You probably planned out the whole story!!!

Me, on the outside: I did!!!

Me, on the inside: I have no idea what I’m doing, please, this is a call for help, if you see this message—

Maybe just ask her.

Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine

SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.

“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”

“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”

Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.

In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.

Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.

“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”

“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”

Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.

“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”

While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.

“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”

“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.

At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

This man is my role model.

i'm what the kids call

really exhausted. I’m so tired.

Please understand that you can open up, some people may not understand, but others will. Others care, others love you, please open up don’t keep it locked away.

Take care of your needs.

wheres all the support for the emotional abuse victims

Rainbow Dream

My quirk is being a LGBTQ ally.

(It’s literally my only accomplishment in life)

THIS KILLED ON MY FACEBOOK, so I thought I’d share with my tumblr friends!

WHAT’S YOUR HERO NAME!!?!??!???

mine is…

KID FANTASY!

Let me know what you got in comments or reblogs! Let’s share this fun with everyone!!

Also:

The clones calling themselves brothers

One clone telling some tall tale about rescuing a damsel in distress, to which the othe clone replied “You’ve never met a girl.”

Muma, the little twi’lek girl that got adopted by two clones

“How come every time you fly we crash?” “It’s not my fault it’s the ship!” -Anikin Skywalker (one of the best pilots of Obi Wan has ever known)

Mace Windu straight up calling Obi Wan ugly.

Battle droids calling Obi Wan impressive, only to be immediately killed by Grievous

Dooku, Anikin, and Obi Wan getting tied together in a line.

Asohka. enough said

And this dude

Why Clone Wars is the best thing ever:

R2 has literally murdered someone on screen and was covered in their blood the whole episode.

Space Godzilla.

Jar Jar and 3PO found Anakin’s cloak on Padme’s ship. I’ll let you put two and two together.

“Are your scopes…Jedi issue, sir?”

Embo’s frisby hat.

Ahsoka and Anakin snuck behind enemy lines by hiding under a goddamn box.

Grievous had his droids destroy a pirate ship just for the hell of it.

Mace and Jar Jar have actually been on a buddy cop mission together.

Two completely unrelated instances of zombies appearing. 

Obi-Wan had tea with an enemy general.

Five seasons later Maul had tea with a mandalorian terrorist.

Ahsoka’s first big mission was babysitting a slug.

Rex hitting his head on a pipe.

Blue Shadow Virus is literally the Black Plague. In SPACE.

Everything else. The whole show is a masterpiece.

Leave my pure boy alone

Saw a post where someone says Thomas Sanders “is almost 30 and actively encourages minors to send nsfw art.”

Found out that what actually happened was that a kid who purposefully took their age out of their bio before submitting the art because they were afraid Thomas might get in trouble later forgot about it and re added their age and then people went digging through Thomas’ blog after he made an ace positive post and found it. Dog pile ensues. Thomas apologizes for mistake and says he should have found out the person’s age before publishing.

Y'all have GOT to stop acting like a fucking gaggle of church gossips about this stuff. There is a universe of difference between accidentally accepting something from a minor and ACTIVELY ENCOURAGING it. But someone uses that phrasing and it just gets repeated and twisted even after the minor in question explains what happened.

People already act suspicious of gay men that are just “too” nice and I’m so tired of people constantly looking to prove someone is actually the worst kind of person ever just because they don’t agree with them.

Back up your arguments rather than digging for unrelated dirt.