My Readers: Your Writing Is So Clever And Thought Out! You Probably Planned Out The Whole Story!!!

When your bestie tells you you have a “drinking problem” just because you wanted to see what your cereal tasted like with some vodka in it.

Caption This!

Caption this! Without context, how would you caption this painting? Reblog to reply.

I haven’t seen anyone point out that the Mona Lisa is also a metaphor for the glass onion. Like the majority of people look at the Mona Lisa and think she’s an enigma, they wonder what she’s thinking. They wonder who she was, what she was thinking. They talk about the layers and the complexities of this woman’s smile when in reality she isn’t a mystery at all.

The Mona Lisa was a commission from a wealthy silk merchant who wanted to celebrate the birth of his second son by having a portrait of his wife be painted by that up and coming artist. Like we know exactly who she was, why she’s smiling, we know who she is. But despite this the air of mystery surrounding the Mona Lisa continues because people love her perceived mystery. They love imagining that there are more layers to her than there really was. And it fits so beautifully.

Your first line was four

Unless you say PO-EM right

In proper English

“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”

Dude about to make haikus:

“Oh you haven’t heard?”

i'm what the kids call

really exhausted. I’m so tired.

HELLO AUTISM COMMUNITY!

I’m sorry, but I’ve gotta rant. The other day I was in New York, and I saw this billboard:

Look a little closer:

Yep, you’re seeing this right. Autism Speaks. On a billboard with Julia. Sesame Street has joined forces with our “pals” (and by pals I mean enemies that we wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole) over at Autism Speaks. Julia, a character who has been embraced and loved by the autism community, is now the face of Autism Speaks, an organization that has hurt our community more than it has helped. I am heartbroken. This character has made me, as an autistic person, so happy and gave me hope that autism is starting to become more accepted by society. And although I don’t speak for everyone in the autism community, I know that there are many people who felt the same way. But now that this character is the face of an ableist movement which pushes the idea that autism is a disease in need of a cure, that hope is gone. PLEASE reblog this to get the word out, whether you’re on the autism spectrum or not.

When does atlas come back!!!

When does Atlas come back???

Um Indiana?

What the FUCK is going on?

I am drawing heavy world building inspiration from naruto and I haven’t seen the show.

Thanks sis for your current obsession influencing my creativity.

What is alive but never sleeps.

A seventh year who hasn’t slept in a month: me bitch.

I love the weirdly specific rules that go with answering a riddle. Like, “I Have Two Eyes But I Cannot See: What Am I?” And the answer’s supposed to be the word ‘iridescent’ because ‘two *i*’s’ right, but like. Why can’t the answer be like… A guy with really bad cataracts. Someone wearing a blindfold. My uncle’s dog. Like why does it gotta be deep