Ron Weasley

Gonna start a post with blank memes. Please add any you have on hand and reblog to spread them.

Terry Crews is my hero.

I'm really sorry if this appear to be angry and condescending, but this irks me to no end and I wanna say something about it. I'm gonna have to correct this post because people seem to have a major misconception about lifeguards. They aren't a decoration for your local pool, or hot college students waiting for a cute girl to drown and need the kiss of life. We lifeguards are considered first responders to emergencies, we are trained in first aid, CPR, AED, water rescue, tittle 22 (which contains blood born pathogens and emergency childbirths etc. the kind of things that EMTs have to know), and occasionally emergency oxygen. It costs hundreds of dollars to get these certifications, so if Percy decided to become a lifeguard he would quickly learn the difference between an actual drowning victim, an an idiot who thinks it's clever to pretend to be in a life threatening situation for the attention of someone just trying to do their job. On top of that lifeguards are required to carry around these ingenious devices called "resuscitation masks" designed so that when a lifeguard needs to give rescue breaths they won't be at risk for disease transfer. So please stop treating a lifegaurding job a some kind of plot device. I know this was meant to be a cute head cannon, and I honestly think it's inspired and unique, I just don't like seeing a serious job portrayed as some kind of joke. Thanks for reading this little rant all the way through, I'm sorry if I upset anyone by highjacking a innocent post. (Again sorry if I sound triggered or unreasonably angry, I was just bothered and wanted to say something.)

Percy takes up a part-time job at the local pool as a life guard. There is a dramatic increase in people pretending to drown so they could be saved by the hot life guard.

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

Just a little story if anyone’s interested...

A little background, I have really bad social anxiety. And for literal years the idea of speaking to a stranger made me want to cry, but I have been getting help recently and improving slowly.

When I went to see my little sister in suessical the musical ( she is 10 and was mrs mayor, and she killed it) I sat next to this little old lady named Ellen, she was from Germany but she has lived here in the states since she was in school. She has eight grand children, she lived in Egypt during the early years of her marriage, and she always carries a scarf on her. Now a few months ago I would have never considered this a possibility for me to have a conversation with a total stranger. But with lots of patients with myself I was able to meet a really cool lady, and have a really nice conversation.

If you are patient with yourself you can get better, it’s not easy but the results will be worth it. I just wanted to share, because I was really proud of myself.

Let’s gate keep the dragon age fandom.

Now normally I would never encourage this but the transphobia is getting ridiculous.

Y’all see this handsome young man, this is Cremissius Aclassi or Krem. He is dragon ages first confirmed trans character. Now as I search for more Krem content I have noticed a disturbing pattern of fans referring to him as a woman.

NOW THANK FUCK

They aren’t doing this to an actual living trans person, but it is still shitty to erase a trans character and try to take it from the trans fans. So I say we kick em out.

The only criteria for being in the dragon age fandom:

Do you respect trans people?

If you said yes you are in, if not go read some Harry Potter.

Well I know most suburban American homes often have a small room( normally near the garage) that is just for the washer and dryer. Or they could be put in the garage or basement, or we just say fuck it and do all our laundry at the laundry mat at the strip mall.

heartbreaking and disgusting

How to help Sudan: 7 things you can do right now for a country in crisis

Call your member of Congress. Call 202-224-3121. State your zip code. When connected, tell them you support helping the people of Sudan or send them George Clooney’s essay.

Use ResistBot to text your members of Congress. Text RESIST to 50409 and it will help you contact your elected officials and tell them to help the people of Sudan.

Give to UNICEF, which is working to help the children displaced by the conflict. Donate here

Donate to Save the Children, which has been working in Sudan since 1984. Donate here. If you prefer the International Rescue Committee, it has been in Sudan since 1989 fighting malnutrition and helping displaced families. Donate here

This Facebook campaign aims to raise funds for food and medicine for those in Sudan. Donate here  

Sign this Change.org petition demanding that “The UN must investigate the 3rd of June human rights violations in Sudan by the Military.” Sign here

This GoFundMe campaign out of the U.K. claims to be working with a Sudanese group to bring emergency medical aid to Sudan. Donate here. This GoFundMe campaign is dedicated to providing medical support for the group of non-violent protesters waging a sit-in. Donate here

Spreading information is a big part of activism too! These are our brother and sisters who are worth being seen and heard

Also:

The clones calling themselves brothers

One clone telling some tall tale about rescuing a damsel in distress, to which the othe clone replied “You’ve never met a girl.”

Muma, the little twi’lek girl that got adopted by two clones

“How come every time you fly we crash?” “It’s not my fault it’s the ship!” -Anikin Skywalker (one of the best pilots of Obi Wan has ever known)

Mace Windu straight up calling Obi Wan ugly.

Battle droids calling Obi Wan impressive, only to be immediately killed by Grievous

Dooku, Anikin, and Obi Wan getting tied together in a line.

Asohka. enough said

And this dude

Why Clone Wars is the best thing ever:

R2 has literally murdered someone on screen and was covered in their blood the whole episode.

Space Godzilla.

Jar Jar and 3PO found Anakin’s cloak on Padme’s ship. I’ll let you put two and two together.

“Are your scopes…Jedi issue, sir?”

Embo’s frisby hat.

Ahsoka and Anakin snuck behind enemy lines by hiding under a goddamn box.

Grievous had his droids destroy a pirate ship just for the hell of it.

Mace and Jar Jar have actually been on a buddy cop mission together.

Two completely unrelated instances of zombies appearing. 

Obi-Wan had tea with an enemy general.

Five seasons later Maul had tea with a mandalorian terrorist.

Ahsoka’s first big mission was babysitting a slug.

Rex hitting his head on a pipe.

Blue Shadow Virus is literally the Black Plague. In SPACE.

Everything else. The whole show is a masterpiece.