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Your first line was four

Unless you say PO-EM right

In proper English

“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”

Dude about to make haikus:

“Oh you haven’t heard?”

CPR can be for choking. If you take a class they train you to lower them to the ground and begin compressions if they pass out regardless of if they still have a pulse. And on a pregnant person rather than abdominal thrusts (the heimlich) you would instead place your hands in the middle of their chest from behind, effectively giving them chest compressions from behind.

Damn and here I was brushing Kung-Fu Panda off because I thought it was a silly kids film.

imma say it. “kung fu panda” did more for body positivity and saying that  you can be fat and still be healthy and liked than ANYTHING any beauty companies trying to get your money.

Also if this is a stranger or someone who isn’t very close to you make sure you keep a respectable distance (about arms length) and keep you tone polite and positive (you look very nice in that dress vs. HEY YOU NICE DRESS). From personal experience even when the compliment isn’t threatening or sexual it is still scary when a guy invades your space to compliment you, or when they yell it at you.

Though I whole heatedly encourage guys to compliment girls, it is important to remember not to make a scene about it unless it is someone you know won’t mind.

I understand that following all these steps can be confusing and a little hard to follow but I assure you it is better to try and be polite rather than enthusiastic when talking to strangers.

I’m sorry for hijacking the post I just really wanted to put my little two cents in.

So, if im a boy and i want to compliment a girl, idk on her make up or clothes and etc, will it not make her uncomfortable? Not in a hit up way more of a i like your style, would it be ok? Im sorry if it sounds stupid sfjjxfxkhd im bad at communicating

I know what you mean. For most women, no, a general compliment won’t offend or scare them—and might actually brighten their day tremendously. I think a good rule of thumb in situations like these are if it’s sexual, don’t say it.

Respectful/safe examples:- your eyebrows look so good!- your makeup is poppin!- I love your outfit!- nice shoes!- your hair looks so pretty like that!

Disrespectful/unsafe examples:- nice tits!- your body is so sexy- you have a big ass- *wolf whistling* - I bet you’re good in bed

Given, every person is different. Some women may like being complimented on their body, but a lot of us don’t, ESPECIALLY when the compliments are coming from strangers. Basically, if your goal is to not make anyone uncomfortable or to avoid the possibility of making someone uncomfortable, the “respectful examples” are some decent ones to stick to. Anything semi-flirty or sexual can be risky.

I appreciate the fact that you cared enough to ask and don’t want to upset anyone. thank you for the kindness and consideration. have a great day! 💛

So my nine year old sister was trying to use the camera on my phone to look at a sore on her lip, but she didn’t realize that she was accidentally filming in slo-mo.  We now have a two minute long video of her slowly pulling her lip down, and wiggling her tongue and I haven’t laughed so hard in years

First time seeing EDI in her new body must've been a big moment...

Finally finished for N7 day ! :''D

Not that I have any problem with lesbians being represented in a Disney movie, but Violet in the original did have an actual crush on a boy so I believe Bisexual would be a much better solution, to avoid confusion between the two movies.

if violet incredible isn’t a lesbian in the new film they can keep it

Also just a tip, if there is anyone around, ask them to call 911 (with a land line if possible) so that way EMS isn’t delayed for an extra few minutes while an epipen is being administered.

1. Fist: Make a fist around the epi-pen, don’t place your thumb/fingers over either end

2. Flick the blue cap off

3. Fire. Press down into the outer thigh (the big muscle in there), hold for 10 seconds before removing (the orange cap will cover the needle). Bare skin is best but the epi-pen will go through clothing. Avoid pockets and seams. 

- Ring an ambulance even if everything seems to be fine!