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Does any one know of a art generator for writers who can’t  draw?

I create a lot of fictional characters, most of which aren't human, so visualizing them is incredibly hard. I can’t draw no matter how much I practice (My brain literally can not make my muscles hold steady) and my sister hates drawing for me, so i literally have no way to have a physical image of my humanoid, cat-orc who wears a hijab.

Hey OP perish????

I made a tumblr phrase generator because I think I’m fucking funny

I relate so much

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Preach, I know summer is over but I'm still working at the pool.

10 ways to make sure you don’t piss off lifeguards this summer

1. If you’re supposed to be watching children ACTUALLY WATCH THEM

2. If the pool is closed, accept it and move on, there is a reason for the closure and no it is not just to spite you

3. Check the schedule, don’t expect to do laps during public swim and don’t come to lane swim if you can’t swim lengths

4. Don’t bother the guards on their break

5. At facilities with water features, don’t stick your fingers in things

6. At facilities with rides/slides, just listen if they say a kid is too short or has to do a swim test

7. Don’t get mad if a bunch of different guards tell you off for breaking a bunch of different rules, you’re the one that broke them

8. If you ask a guard if you can do something or use something and they say no that’s the end of the conversation 

9. The guard isn’t checking you out, they’re making sure you don’t drown, don’t make it weird

10. You know the basic rules like walking on deck, no outdoor shoes, and not eating or drinking anything but water, follow them

ME!

My sister and I whenever we’re in a bookstore lol.

So my nine year old sister was trying to use the camera on my phone to look at a sore on her lip, but she didn’t realize that she was accidentally filming in slo-mo.  We now have a two minute long video of her slowly pulling her lip down, and wiggling her tongue and I haven’t laughed so hard in years

Unarmed Black Man With Hands Up Shot By Police.

Charles Kinsey, 47, a behavior therapist from South Florida was shot in the leg three times by the police in North Miami while laying on the ground with his arms up and trying to help his patient with autism who had run away from a group home.

It all started when someone called 911 and said there was a man walking around with a gun. However it was Kinsey’s patient who was sitting on the ground cross-legged, playing with a toy truck.

Charles got shot by police despite telling them he was only trying to help his patient.

The police shot him, handcuffed him and left him on ground bleeding.

North Miami police have not released much information at all. They haven’t released the officer’s name, they haven’t given us an update on the investigation. However, they did say that the state attorney is now a part of this investigation.

#CharlesKinsey   #BlackLivesMatter 

#StopPoliceBrutality   #NorthMiamiPoliceDepartment

Also LET BI BOYS LOVE GIRLS!!!!!

let 👏 bisexual 👏 girls 👏 love 👏 boys

Updated: 

I no longer wish to write about Harry Potter and Naruto

I am adding Mass Effect 3 and Andromeda

Stardew Valley

Hello everyone,

As some of you know I’m an aspiring author, but I want to practice writing short stories. So I’m asking for requests, these will be short one page stories and may take a little while to be written.

Here is a list of fandoms I can write for:

Percy Jackson (riodenverse from the the lightning thief to the hammer of Thor)

Harry Potter

Voltron

Avatar: The Last Airbender ( + legend of Korra seasons 1-2)

Fullmetal Alchemist

Naruto

Yuri on Ice

Ouron High School Host Club

Demon Slayer

More bay be added later. If your fandom isn’t on here you are welcome to ask I may have forgotten one.