Does Any One Know Of A Art Generator For Writers Who Can’t  Draw?

I'm really sorry if this appear to be angry and condescending, but this irks me to no end and I wanna say something about it. I'm gonna have to correct this post because people seem to have a major misconception about lifeguards. They aren't a decoration for your local pool, or hot college students waiting for a cute girl to drown and need the kiss of life. We lifeguards are considered first responders to emergencies, we are trained in first aid, CPR, AED, water rescue, tittle 22 (which contains blood born pathogens and emergency childbirths etc. the kind of things that EMTs have to know), and occasionally emergency oxygen. It costs hundreds of dollars to get these certifications, so if Percy decided to become a lifeguard he would quickly learn the difference between an actual drowning victim, an an idiot who thinks it's clever to pretend to be in a life threatening situation for the attention of someone just trying to do their job. On top of that lifeguards are required to carry around these ingenious devices called "resuscitation masks" designed so that when a lifeguard needs to give rescue breaths they won't be at risk for disease transfer. So please stop treating a lifegaurding job a some kind of plot device. I know this was meant to be a cute head cannon, and I honestly think it's inspired and unique, I just don't like seeing a serious job portrayed as some kind of joke. Thanks for reading this little rant all the way through, I'm sorry if I upset anyone by highjacking a innocent post. (Again sorry if I sound triggered or unreasonably angry, I was just bothered and wanted to say something.)

Percy takes up a part-time job at the local pool as a life guard. There is a dramatic increase in people pretending to drown so they could be saved by the hot life guard.

Um Indiana?

What the FUCK is going on?

HELLO AUTISM COMMUNITY!

I’m sorry, but I’ve gotta rant. The other day I was in New York, and I saw this billboard:

Look a little closer:

Yep, you’re seeing this right. Autism Speaks. On a billboard with Julia. Sesame Street has joined forces with our “pals” (and by pals I mean enemies that we wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole) over at Autism Speaks. Julia, a character who has been embraced and loved by the autism community, is now the face of Autism Speaks, an organization that has hurt our community more than it has helped. I am heartbroken. This character has made me, as an autistic person, so happy and gave me hope that autism is starting to become more accepted by society. And although I don’t speak for everyone in the autism community, I know that there are many people who felt the same way. But now that this character is the face of an ableist movement which pushes the idea that autism is a disease in need of a cure, that hope is gone. PLEASE reblog this to get the word out, whether you’re on the autism spectrum or not.

I feel called out.

Do you ever reread an old fanfiction of yours and you’re just like:

… I didn’t write it….

Parents can be like

Me: Homosexuality is not a choice

Parents: Oh? And what evidence do you have that can support that?

Me: Well here are several testimonies and articles from scholarly sourc-

Parents: Well! Here are two examples of GAY people who REPENTED when they found GOD, and now live as straight people!!

Me: That just means they don't have homosexual relationships, it doesn't mean that they're str-

Parents: YOU HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED BE THE LIBERAL MEDIA!!!! Quick pray to God for your salvation!

Me:?

Also:

The clones calling themselves brothers

One clone telling some tall tale about rescuing a damsel in distress, to which the othe clone replied “You’ve never met a girl.”

Muma, the little twi’lek girl that got adopted by two clones

“How come every time you fly we crash?” “It’s not my fault it’s the ship!” -Anikin Skywalker (one of the best pilots of Obi Wan has ever known)

Mace Windu straight up calling Obi Wan ugly.

Battle droids calling Obi Wan impressive, only to be immediately killed by Grievous

Dooku, Anikin, and Obi Wan getting tied together in a line.

Asohka. enough said

And this dude

Why Clone Wars is the best thing ever:

R2 has literally murdered someone on screen and was covered in their blood the whole episode.

Space Godzilla.

Jar Jar and 3PO found Anakin’s cloak on Padme’s ship. I’ll let you put two and two together.

“Are your scopes…Jedi issue, sir?”

Embo’s frisby hat.

Ahsoka and Anakin snuck behind enemy lines by hiding under a goddamn box.

Grievous had his droids destroy a pirate ship just for the hell of it.

Mace and Jar Jar have actually been on a buddy cop mission together.

Two completely unrelated instances of zombies appearing. 

Obi-Wan had tea with an enemy general.

Five seasons later Maul had tea with a mandalorian terrorist.

Ahsoka’s first big mission was babysitting a slug.

Rex hitting his head on a pipe.

Blue Shadow Virus is literally the Black Plague. In SPACE.

Everything else. The whole show is a masterpiece.

Leave my pure boy alone

Saw a post where someone says Thomas Sanders “is almost 30 and actively encourages minors to send nsfw art.”

Found out that what actually happened was that a kid who purposefully took their age out of their bio before submitting the art because they were afraid Thomas might get in trouble later forgot about it and re added their age and then people went digging through Thomas’ blog after he made an ace positive post and found it. Dog pile ensues. Thomas apologizes for mistake and says he should have found out the person’s age before publishing.

Y'all have GOT to stop acting like a fucking gaggle of church gossips about this stuff. There is a universe of difference between accidentally accepting something from a minor and ACTIVELY ENCOURAGING it. But someone uses that phrasing and it just gets repeated and twisted even after the minor in question explains what happened.

People already act suspicious of gay men that are just “too” nice and I’m so tired of people constantly looking to prove someone is actually the worst kind of person ever just because they don’t agree with them.

Back up your arguments rather than digging for unrelated dirt.

This is a normal thing??!? I thought I was just being a dramatic bitch!

this felt important enough to share

The Kitty is sleepy, and I’m dying

I want to pet.

Do big kitties like pets?

I need love.

but not from humans.

from a kitty

“Meow!”

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