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adhd mood: that feeling when u forgot something but like u Just forgot it so theres this fuzzy place in ur brain where it was 2 seconds ago and u try to grab it but u cant quite get it and its like trying to grab mist 

This man is my role model.

Here’s a thing I see a ton of people mess up, even Studio Ghibli. Hopefully this is an easy graphic you can pull up to help out.

I’m making a list of interactions between my 13 yr old sister and her 13 yr old frenemy from theater.

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Him: I’m such a bad dancer :( I suck.

Her (deciding to be nice today): you don’t suck you just turn wrong. :)

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Him: I’m a homosexual

Her: suddenly I’m homophobic.

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Him: lesbian// derogatory

Her an asexual: …

Random third kid: you’re one of them queers?

Her: apparently

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Him: -waves at her because he saw her in the wild-

Her: -looks over her shoulder for who he could possibly be waving to-

Him: you do this every time! >:(

Remember teens still count as minors so even if they talk about older children they are still breaking the law.

how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

Would you look at that, son even has a gif for lifeguards.

Me lifeguarding

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Solidarity 😌

Okay so once I was basically tricked into saying I’d out with a friend, and since I didn’t know how to break it off with him (because I have 2 different anxiety disorders and this was the first time I had been asked out) I just canceled with out explanation, and ghosted him. Afterwards I had several panic attacks, I was worried he would try to confront me at work or that he would call me out in public. My anxiety was so bad I rearranged my school schedule so that I wouldn’t share any classes with him.

And when I mentioned what happened to my sister she just said “Well you could have at least given him a chance.” It only made me feel worse. I wasn’t looking for any relationship, and when my friend asked if we could ‘hang out’ over the summer I was fine. But when he asked me on a double date with two people I didn’t know I had to end it.

Women don’t like rejecting people, but we also don’t like being pressured into relationships. My mental health comes before your ego.

“why dont you just give him a chance”

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Just a little story if anyone’s interested...

A little background, I have really bad social anxiety. And for literal years the idea of speaking to a stranger made me want to cry, but I have been getting help recently and improving slowly.

When I went to see my little sister in suessical the musical ( she is 10 and was mrs mayor, and she killed it) I sat next to this little old lady named Ellen, she was from Germany but she has lived here in the states since she was in school. She has eight grand children, she lived in Egypt during the early years of her marriage, and she always carries a scarf on her. Now a few months ago I would have never considered this a possibility for me to have a conversation with a total stranger. But with lots of patients with myself I was able to meet a really cool lady, and have a really nice conversation.

If you are patient with yourself you can get better, it’s not easy but the results will be worth it. I just wanted to share, because I was really proud of myself.