Um. Oh. You Got Replaced? Shit, Damn. Have A Paper Towel Or Smth Idk

thinking about jonathan sims and daisy tonner both feeling more like themselves than ever in the coffin because in there they were simply two scared people and not avatars. they felt their lightest when the weight of the world was pressing down on them. in this essay i will-

Twitter User: I wish I had more followers, then I’d be more likely to get verified.

Facebook User: I wish my posts reached further, then I’d get famous.

Instagram User: I wish I had more followers so I can unlock more basic features for my account.

TikTok User: I wish I had more views then I’d be a real influencer.

Tumbler User: I specifically didn’t tag this so no one would find it why does it have 200k notes? Who the hell are these people following me? All of you need to go away so I can go back to posting incomprehensible garbage and pictures of frogs.

our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary

AU where everything is the same except Jon stays the same as he does in S1. No matter what fucked up paranormal event, Jon always explains it away.

Jon: *compels someone to tell their deepest secret* Jon: Obviously I'm just good at getting people to talk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ You're just jealous I'm actually good at my job

Jon:*knowledge appears in Jon's head*

Jon: I'm just naturally smart.

I think somebody else submitted something to the effect of this but you know what? you get bonus points for the skit

so i get tinnitus A LOT and sometimes it sounds like proper static. Well.

I just leaned back, saw a humanoid figure and in the exact same time the static sounded exactly like the one when the distortion shows up in tma.

and my first impulse? why, to do it again of course. I mean I didn’t, but that was my first impulse.

maybe the green doors are back! That’d be cool!!

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

Petitions - UK Government and Parliament

Petition: Do not stop transgender people from receiving care in mainstream hospital wards

The previous government proposed changes to the NHS constitution which would mean transgender hospital patients in England may not be treate

Well fucks? Get to it!