Honestly The World Is So Lucky I Will Never Be A Time Traveler. I'd Legit Go To Some Random Village In

WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:

1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t

jonathan sims s1

tma au where its the melanie archives instead and jon is the one with the youtube channel

he exclusively does playthroughs of minecraft, or tetris, or some other game created before 2012. they're silent but he doesn't know how to turn his camera off so everyone can see his resting bitch face the whole time

Hello. I hope you have the day you deserve.

this was extremely threatening actually

minecraft

our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary

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cosmo, wanda, i want you to spawn a piece of radioactive plutonium in that person's stomach

In retrospect, it’s pretty funny that the two things in the Magnus Archives that the ‘encase it in cement’ strategy were used against were:

an immortal supernatural entity trying to spread a deadly plague to bring about the apocalypse, and

a very large pig