A Love Letter To The Terrible Influence Tour

Star Trek sexuality headcannons below cut

You guys just don't get it, you don't understand her* like I do. You don't get it like I do, you don't appreciate her like I do. You don't KNOW her like I do.

*Star Trek 2009 JJ Abrams Kelvin timeline blue eye blond haired slut James T. Kirk

mike wheeler in flip flops will never not be hilarious

“I DONT CARE ABOUT NIMOY AND FUCKFACE”

— my roommate, because i started talking about star trek and she forgot william shatners name

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! No pressure. :)

omg mazz hii !!

ten things that make me happy lets go:

1: dan and phil doing literally anything

2: star trek :D

3: my beautiful friends whom i love dearly

4: when i’m the first one at the stoplight (because of @rye-nye) (also rye is one of the friends)

5: theories about ellipsis’

6: my (chosen) family

7: a sweet treat

8: sherlock holmes media how did i almost forget that

9: the fact that women exist

10: good music !!

edit: literally just realized i read it wrong and it was five things. forgive me it’s been a long day LMAOOO. followers of MY BLOG get the extra five items. because I SAID SO. not at ALL because i can’t fucking read!

what if i was sacrificed 😨💀by my classmates to a demon 👹😈and i had to go to hell 🔥⛈️🙅for 70+ years but then i escaped 😌🙌and i found you dying 😭💀so i stayed with you and you gave up the afterlife👼🌅to be friends with me and be detectives 🕵️🔎solving ghosts mysteries 👻👻and being best friends for 30 years 🫂‼️and then you saved me from hell again 😌🙏and we loved each other (as more than friends) and we're both boys (and ghosts) 👉👈

sobbing actual tears 🥺

Y’all I love the dynamic in episode 5 so much…

One of the reasons I love ofmd is because Ed and Stede are both repressed in ways that are inherently exclusive to queer men but in completely different ways. It makes the way they learn from each other so interesting and informs what they need from each other.

Stede’s able to present himself in a way that reads as queer by modern standards his whole life because of his aristocratic status, but he doesn’t want it. (And yes modern standards matter in a historical fiction show that has lines like “ew, lame” 😂). His whole life he’s been blamed by everyone in his life for not being “man” enough, not being able to even fake it till he makes it. The fact that his queerness is worn on his sleeve at all times with only the virtue of period typical straight obliviousness keeping him hidden makes it so he almost kind of has a “been there done that” attitude about it. After all, it only ever lead to bad things.

Meanwhile Blackbeard is the exact masculine ideal Stede thinks he (himself) should be, and he doesn’t want that. Ed’s the perfect definition of a “real man” but it’s something he was forced to hastily toss up like a wall for defense decades ago without actually considering what makes him feel like himself. He lights up at the promise of colorful fancy clothes, he likes being soft and kind of ridiculous, he wants to be the one who’s wooed by someone he likes. But he can’t ever really have an outlet for those things because he accidentally became the literal poster child of traditional masculinity. (It’s the classic “ran into the closet so hard you broke through the wall and don’t even know where tf you are now” lol)

So what happens in episode 5?

Ed let’s Stede “save the day” instead of him which culminates in a ship on fire (peak swash buckling), and Stede let’s Ed stand under the moonlight and basically hear that he’s pretty.

omfd and good omens

so as i’ve been reading fics for ofmd, yk, as you do, i can’t help but notice that a lot of the dialogue (especially from stede) in these fics is very aziraphale like? it almost feels like since we associate ineffable husbands with blackbonnet we’ve also just decided that the dialogue should look the same for them. 

i can’t really pinpoint it better than this but the way stede says stuff like “dear” or “darling boy” in the fics because canonically stede doesn’t talk to ed like that. obviously i’m not against it but it IS exactly how aziraphale talks to crowley in good omens, canonically. 

i think it probably has something to do with the cinematic parallels that everyone keeps pointing out between the two, but has anyone else noticed that?

thought it was interesting, anyway, carry on~

guys michael is losing pleaseee help me fix this ily mads but MICHAELLLLL DONT LEAVE ME HERE. MICHAELLL. MICHAELLLLLLLL.

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