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Netflix make dead boy detectives season 2 happen pretty please

bill why are you touching him like that???

mfs look like they in a badly photoshopped fan edit what on earth.

taken from this gas ass clip:

full interview and some thoughts from me below!

first of all, shatners suit is… so .. the purple.. it’s giving flamboyant dude. i’m obsessed. sorry to say it.

second of all, bro… why are you holding him like you just married the man. cut it out! or stop being a coward and just kiss him on the mouth already. smh.

(also yes i will continue to post these interview moments as i find them because they’re new to me and i’m obsessed)

link:

Star Trek sexuality headcannons below cut

People complaining about Lockwood and Co in AAALLLLL the Dead Boy Detectives posts on YouTube and Instagram, and alllll the complaining and speculating in the DEAD BOY DETECTIVES tags.

PLEASE please stop. I’m SORRY about your show. I’m sorry it was cancelled.

Dead Boy Detectives is a property that ties into The Sandman, was created decades before the Lockwood books, and is based on Neil Gaiman characters.

There’s a lot of reason for us to be happy and excited and I’m here in these tags to celebrate THIS show.

Complain to NETFLIX via direct message, tags, DMs, tweets whatever but can you PLEASE let us be excited for THIS show?

oh he 10000000% would be an abba listener. jim kirk would blast angeleyes on the bridge and i just know that for a fact. maybe that’ll be what i edit next 🤣

im so glad you understand my vision. thank you.

this mental image hit me like a truck and i had no choice but to make it real

is this anything? i find it hilarious. i was just minding my business when this exact scene appeared behind my eyes and in my ears. i hope i did it justice and at least one person finds it as funny as i did.

hey!!!! so i finished the fic!!!!!!

here it is everyone, my child, my first ever trek fic. i hope you enjoy it throughly!

shoutout also to my beta reader @mazarinememories !!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64328155

i’m gonna tag people here if you commented on the original post, obviously if you want your name removed feel free to reply or message me!!!

@rowlev @pipthecow @non-main-branch @pre-raphaelite-s @dat-carovieh @mmmerlenoir @justhugsplz

concept: season three episode eleven of TOS where kirk and spock are sped up, but mccoys counteragent to slow them down doesn’t work.

they’re stuck on the enterprise together for years in their perceived time all alone with the rest of the crew in near suspended animation.

spirk ensues.

they finally find a way back and they’re like literally married and the entire crew is like. what the fuck??

mike wheeler in flip flops will never not be hilarious

While we like to joke about Izzy being in the wrong genre, I would argue that there are in fact at least five distinct genre universes in the world of Our Flag Means Death, and all of them have different rules.

Stede Bonnet, and his crew when they’re around him, live in a Muppet movie. I didn’t come up with this analogy but it’s so accurate. Insane physical comedy and comedy-action where no one really gets hurt. Mild peril but you know everything is gonna work out. Terrible puns and sight gags, but room for sweet, genuine emotional moments too. The rules of time, space, probability and logic will bend for a good joke.

Izzy Hands is in a grimdark action/drama where if someone gets stabbed in the gut they will behave normally and fucking die. (Probably slowly and painfully, of sepsis.) Crucially I think Izzy also lives in a genre where you can only be subtextually queer, and violence (done for or with or to each other) is the only acceptable form of intimacy between men. This is why being forcibly dragged into Stede’s world, where everyone is busy having silly low-stakes misadventures and being gay and emotionally available all over the main text–and seeing his Subtextual Boyfriend go into this world and love it–sends him round the twist.

The British, Spanish and other imperialist militaries are in a Master and Commander-style naval adventure where they’re the heroes. This is why they all take it completely seriously when Stede (unintentionally) kills Badminton and takes hostages, even though we can see that he bumbled his way into it ass-backwards. This is also why Stede is so shocked to get actually for real stabbed aboard the Spanish ship. (“Did you mean to do that?”) He didn’t realize until that moment that he’d stepped into a different genre. The stabbing is one of the first Surprise Genre Switch moments we get and in retrospect it’s very important for setting up that in this world, the threat of getting hurt or killed is very real–which we need to understand to know that there are real stakes much later, when Stede almost gets executed by the British.

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Steve is at Eddie's gig.

Is he:

a) jealous

b) protective

c) touch starved

(the answer is all three)

this is the one i’m writing presently !

“Well that’s probably not good. Jim thinks to himself, gulping.” - she spock my jim till i spirk

(NOT THE FINAL NAME LMAO I JUST CANT TAKE THINGS IN MY DOCS SERIOUSLY)

presenting... random titles in my google docs for star trek fics im writing (+ a line from the fic) without context

Jim blinked. “Spock, I’m not about to pimp you out to these guys.”

Uhura was the first to get it, eyebrows hiking up in delight and surprise. “Oh my god, Spock you dog!”

"Just what the hell are you doin' to him, Jim?"

"Nothing he didn't ask me to!"

McCoy rolled his eyes. “Oh please,” he scoffed. “Bring out your whips and chains and do your fucking worst. Really? That’s the bargaining chip you went for? Newsflash, moron, he’s not gonna—“

“You’re alright darlin’” The endearment slipped from his lips faster than he could process it. He tensed, waiting for a sharp retort. It never came. Instead, he felt Spock’s chest rumble slightly against his own, a deep thrum that made him bite his tongue to keep from laughing with glee when he realized where it was coming from. 

Spock was purring.