Mike Wheeler In Flip Flops Will Never Not Be Hilarious

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no but seriously imagine it

ed “no one has ever allowed me to just be myself” teach and stede “no one has ever loved me for who i am” bonnet finding love together is something that can be so personal

ok so not only was i right about the dibs nickname for years but i literally fail to see how this is anything other than dan calls phil moon nickname confirmation. im going crazy. guys am i crazy for this. someone tell me im not crazy.

its actually kind of funny to think about the fact that stede didnt know he was gay. because bestie ur whole crew is. im like 98% sure lucius has tried to suck stede's dick at least once. everyone's limp wristing all over the place. you're flying pride flags baby. queer people flock to each other. who else is "uncomfortable in a married state" and leaves their rich wife and kids to be a pirate. literally only gay people. what did you THINK you were doing stede.

i cannot believe that right as i was about to give up and go to bed you would do this to me. im gonna look you in the eyes on thursday and say the biggest fuck you ive ever said.

(i love them so fucking much and they are the funniest people alive actually)

DAN TOUR DAN TOUR DAN TOUR

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM GONNA MEET DAN HOWELL OH MY GOD WHAT THE EVERLOVING F U C K

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no further comments other than: “are there men on this planet??”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY FRIENDDDD

so happy to have spent yet another revolution of the earth as your friend

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MYSELF AND PHILS FIRST VIDEO

phride month video idea: dan and phil listen to the entirety of rise and fall of a midwest princess

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