Sorry I Cried Wordlessly And Motionless In Your Arms For Like 30 Minutes, That Was Probably Scary. Can

not now kitten . daddy’s getting lost in the hinterlands again

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

Okay i k ow I’ve been asking you a lot of obidala asks but it’s because i like your perspective…aside from 2 bottoms scenario if obidala did fuck what would it be like.

Anakin dies and it’s weird grief proxy sex that’s incredibly milquetoast and if they weren’t so upset about their husband/brotherboyfbestfriend dying they’d both be disappointed.

obi-wan strikes me as the kind of guy who might want to do it more than once in the throes of grief just to prolong the ~connection to anakin~ or whatever but i think Padmé has too much self respect to do it again LFMAO. So tells him no and then they both never talk about it again and things are forever weird between them

Dorian talks about Tevinter the way I talk about veilguard. It would be so much easier if it were beyond saving. But it could have been good. Urgh.

Anders, mid act 3, on the verge of a mental breakdown that will shake Thedas to its core: Everyone was hooking up in Kinloch. I was the biggest slut to ever graduate from there.

never not thinking about solas's sad single bowl of porridge

i Love that anders’ clinic delivers babies and treats STDs. thank you for calling planned parenthood of Kirkwall. we are one guy in the sewer. they’ve been trying to catch him for Years . for birth control inquiries, press 1. for hormone therapy, press 2

the best kind of ships are the ones that have something aromantic going on