Never Not Thinking About Solas's Sad Single Bowl Of Porridge

This is my first DA2 playthrough romancing Anders and he has a lethal amount of insane pussy. Zero rizz and zero chill. Rebel without a cat. Incurably a dork. You show the slightest bit of interest and he's ophelia swooning into your arms waxing poetic about the end of the world. He's blonde. He's deranged. He is 100percent right about the mage revolution. His ability tree has skills like VENGEANCE and MARTYR and he has big brown eyes that belong on a baby cow. The DA dev team created a man so wonderfully broken and fumbled him so badly. If you hate Anders I'm going to assume you're fascist. No there is no nuance.

Girl I love you 🥺

[Carrd 🃏]

We call it kirkwall fashion

there will be a show with two guys in a fucked up power dynamic that is the core of their relationship and all the posts will be like "i love them but i hate the power dynamic" and all the fic is like "what if there was no power dynamic" or "what if the power dynamic was switched". like okay actually i think the imbalance is fun and awesome. anyone else

Okay i k ow I’ve been asking you a lot of obidala asks but it’s because i like your perspective…aside from 2 bottoms scenario if obidala did fuck what would it be like.

Anakin dies and it’s weird grief proxy sex that’s incredibly milquetoast and if they weren’t so upset about their husband/brotherboyfbestfriend dying they’d both be disappointed.

obi-wan strikes me as the kind of guy who might want to do it more than once in the throes of grief just to prolong the ~connection to anakin~ or whatever but i think Padmé has too much self respect to do it again LFMAO. So tells him no and then they both never talk about it again and things are forever weird between them

“i‘m sorry anakin, for all of it“

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I lied put your clothes back on. I don't know how to fuck and I'm scared

god this really sucks, I'm gonna [remembers that suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] join an expedition into the Deep Roads.