"You Don't Know Me. I'm Not The Same Person Anymore."

Got inspired, made something, hope you enjoy.

Pretty accurate if I do say so myself.

"Varric hat so die energy von so nem Kölner" joining the ranks of the best German Dragon Age take, only bested by "Anders ist so links-grün-versifft".

Aragorn n Legolas r so funny to me bc people who don’t know lotr well see gruff manly ranger and elegant princely elf but they don’t know what i know. they don’t know that Aragorn is the long haired sensitive softboy writing sad poetry on his livejournal about not being able to show his girlfriend the awesome new song he wrote for her on his guitar meanwhile Legolas is doing backwards kickflips over gimli at the skate park bc gimli double dog dared him then he and gimli climb the tree at Aragorn’s house n yell at him through the window to come play halo

Ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her five cat sized spiders, she found in a hole.

need to aromanticise this fandom more

not now kitten . daddy’s getting lost in the hinterlands again

i Love that anders’ clinic delivers babies and treats STDs. thank you for calling planned parenthood of Kirkwall. we are one guy in the sewer. they’ve been trying to catch him for Years . for birth control inquiries, press 1. for hormone therapy, press 2