Newlena-hs - Lena

not now kitten . daddy’s getting lost in the hinterlands again

god this really sucks, I'm gonna [remembers that suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] join an expedition into the Deep Roads.

what’s the point of having a boyfriend if he doesn’t moan like a girl

MOTHER: now eat your vegetables honey so you can grow up big and strong

WOKE SON: i dont WANT to grow up big and strong. i want to be a Twink

i think the worst thing in the world is seeing two characters with something weird as hell going on between them and you think to urself "wow i love the weird as hell thing these characters have going on between them" and you open archiveofourown.org and find out everyone else thinks they would actually be in a very normal romantic relationship

you guys think john lennon was ever jealous of martha the dog like a little bit

thatbemeqq

video is mildly funny but this comment killed me

A little Avery, as a treat.

When instead of continuing your job as a sailor and eventually retiring you have to save the world...

Elxian belongs to @revoleotion

[ID: a digital sketch drawing of Friederick and Elxian, two OCs.

Friederick is drawn in red pen while Elxian is drawn in blue pen.

Friederick is a gnome with long dark hair, wearing sailors clothing and holding a map. He looks pissed off and tired with dark circles under his eyes.

Elxian is a half-elf with wavy, shoulder length hair. She is wearing a wide shirt with ruffles, trousers and a large coat over her shoulders. She's bending forward a little to look at the map Friederick is holding. /End ID]