In 10x08, Sam And Dean Are Looking For Lore On The Mark In The Bunker Library And Find Nothing Of Course,

explodes

I thought Solas’ jawbone pendant was a dried out green bean for like. Several years. Even after I found out about the Dread Wolf thing. I just thought he was really into legumes or something

“oh no we need to practice for our fake dating” is the funniest trope to me cause like. there are so many people who force themselves into a shitty relationship they hate just because of amatonormatiivity that it’s an ingrained part of popular culture to joke about hating your partner.

which is to say, oh my god you dont need to hold hands and go on fake dates, you don’t even need to agree on a single detail of your cover story beforehand. you can literally stand 6 feet apart at all times and look profoundly uncomfortable and all anyone will think is “yikes™. not my problem”

Jesus can always reject his father But he cannot escape his mother's blood

Tabitha Scarlet for the Scarlet Hollow community fanart event! Background is from the game (altered). ID in alt text!

It wasn’t going well, yes, Anders?

i think the worst thing in the world is seeing two characters with something weird as hell going on between them and you think to urself "wow i love the weird as hell thing these characters have going on between them" and you open archiveofourown.org and find out everyone else thinks they would actually be in a very normal romantic relationship

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Female Lavellan/Solas (Dragon Age), Inquisitor & Solas (Dragon Age) Characters: Solas (Dragon Age), Female Lavellan (Dragon Age), Lavellan (Dragon Age), Dorian Pavus, The Iron Bull (Dragon Age), Varric Tethras, Vivienne (Dragon Age), Sera (Dragon Age), Cole (Dragon Age) Additional Tags: Angst, Dragon Age: Inquisition - Trespasser DLC, Parallel Universes, Not Canon Compliant, (not all of them anyway), Implied Sexual Content, POV Alternating Series: Part 4 of Dragon Age Inquisition - Fen, Part 9 of Dragon Age Inquisition - Ellana Summary:

In which Solas is confronted three times by three different Inquisitors, with three different outcomes.

Normal guy voice . I need to watch him lose consciousness in a vulnerable position

"Now I'm thinking about Cullen going to a strip club again.

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DRAG SHOW. I meant drag show. I don't know why I said that."

- Milena