Newlena-hs - Lena

That Cullen letter has had me spiraling for days because what do you mean you’re coming to Tevinter. Could you imagine Cullen in Tevinter? It’s like taking a Medieval English peasant to Times Square. Someone please come get peepaw he’s hypnotized by neon signs

“i‘m sorry anakin, for all of it“

Sorry I cried wordlessly and motionless in your arms for like 30 minutes, that was probably scary. Can I still suck your dick?

watching the original skam in multiple parts on google drive when i was 17 was literally the last time i felt anything

"My DnD party would be roommates in real life" this "My DnD party are best friends" that, well MY DnD party would be coworkers who only ever interact during their lunch break and never interact outside of it. (Although the first two points would definitely apply to my pathfinder party).

Elxian belongs to @revoleotion

[ID: a digital, fully colored drawing of Friederick and Elxian, two OCs.

Friederick is a gnome with long brown hair in a ponytail, wearing a hat, a rain jacket and jeans with a knee brace.

Elxian is an elf with light skin and blue hair, wearing a blue coat with dark trousers and is holding an umbrella.

They're walking next to each other and Elxian is laughing about something. /End ID]

the best kind of ships are the ones that have something aromantic going on

elrond

Okay i k ow I’ve been asking you a lot of obidala asks but it’s because i like your perspective…aside from 2 bottoms scenario if obidala did fuck what would it be like.

Anakin dies and it’s weird grief proxy sex that’s incredibly milquetoast and if they weren’t so upset about their husband/brotherboyfbestfriend dying they’d both be disappointed.

obi-wan strikes me as the kind of guy who might want to do it more than once in the throes of grief just to prolong the ~connection to anakin~ or whatever but i think Padmé has too much self respect to do it again LFMAO. So tells him no and then they both never talk about it again and things are forever weird between them

i would look so hot half dead on a floor