Glockenspiel

know your history.

Why is The Magnus Archives trending???!!

What is going on??? Did I miss something or did everyone’s autism decide to sink up again

Guys I’m watching the Minecraft movie and the movie itself fucking broke in the middle of the final fight like straight up froze with jumping frames

I can’t make this up holy fuck

Since it’s getting into the holiday season I’m thinking about my Nightmare Before Christmas TMA au.

I’ve got nothing but a head full of ideas and I don’t know if anybody want to hear about it

But it’s going to be in the back of my mind for most of December

Going into reading The Picture of Dorian Gray I was expecting for Dorian to be this somewhat egotistical self-absorbed jerk simply based on what I absorbed via pop culture osmosis.

And then we get to chapter 2 and he’s just some pretty rich boy who seems like a decent person.

Up until Henry talks to him, I can’t help but feel like its all downhill from this point.

Life’s been too normal for me lately

I need some unexplained happenings right now

gravity falls and ace attorney crossover cuz i think they woulr both be unstoppable together.......

let’s talk about bonzo. fucking asshole shit face bonzo, can’t even buy his own motherfucking house bonzo, lunchbox in comic sans frankly embarrassing goddamn blobby knockoff bonzo. i REFUSE to call that waste of space “mister” because he is undeserving of my time and respect. He’s a freak and gets paid to murder people, LIKE WORKS FOR THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED KINGDOM and he STILL lives with Nigel Dickface. From the moment I had to see his ugly ass yellow eggplant-for-a-nose face during the ARG i knew he was a piece of shit and guess what? time and time again i am proven right. If I ever have to hear him and his jaundiced ass again i am going to end the episode, unsubscribe from protocol, delete spotify, and scream. I want him to die a death where he is ground up Mikaele Salesa style, or maybe has each of his stupid motherfucking orange spots popped one by one. Do not come to me with your defenses for this sickly excuse for a creature. I don’t care whether he is a bear or a twink or a twunk he is BONZO he is SHIT and i HATE HIM. Stupid cocky asshole has a goddman theme song with children singing about him WHERE DID THOSE CHILDREN FUCKING COME FROM he is ugly and i haet him. fucking illiterate piece of televised garbage i hope nigel dickenass wakes up in a cold sweat every night because he created such an abhorrent monstrosity. i hope he knows it lives in his stupid fucking house wearing a stupid fucking fedora and i hope idiot loser bonzo kills him and then kills itself. i would celebrate his death every year with a cupcake that says I HATE FUCKING BONZO.

Today I say farewell to my beloved friend the audio tour guide of The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality. This podcast was incredible to listen to and I will my odd little friend. I hope it is doing well commiting crimes with Amina, and telling humanities' stories. speak on you funky AI