Larson May Have Escaped Being Murderized But I Hope Arthur WRECKS SHOP Before Getting Outta Dodge

have we done this yet

(id in alt)

Can Arthur or John speak Middle English?

Yellow Mammals poster. Inspired by @one-weird-mammal-a-day

Malevolent vine

kicking the door down to talk about blood and sand and the difference parker yang made in the life of arthur lester 

so the recipe i’ve found and used for a blood and sand cocktail is equal parts scotch, sweet vermouth, cherry liqueur, and orange juice. this drink is sweet. parker looked at this sad sad man and his scotch and said “if you’re drowning your sorrows you may as well change it up every now and then, yeah?”

arthur “secret sweet tooth” lester who’s been intentionally depriving himself of anything kind tasting this cocktail and sharing it with a stranger who just keeps coming back and eventually becomes his best friend. 

parker yang and the bitter-sweet tang of scotch and cherry and orange and the hint of light in a dark tunnel that arthur’s been stuck in for a very long time

I saw a post that described Arthur as a "shaky chihuahua" and they were absolutely correct.

Wait a minute, “Plastic Jesus” wasn’t written until the 1950s. Kellin’s a time traveller!

…or The Voices in his head are. Hmmm.

The scariest part about Malevolent 26 is the happy-ish ending. So much optimism. Meanwhile, Kayne's out there in his heart-shaped sunglasses, white wine cooler in hand, halfway unbuttoned collared shirt just waiting in the shadows. Shit's about to hit the fan.

Hooded Crow John and Red-backed Shrike Arthur

ALEX PLEASE