Malevolent Vine

An old photo forgotten (or left) in some drawer...

Omg this podcast is so fucking funny

“…who?”

GOT ‘IM. ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED.

Old favorite character divorced, new favorite character acquired.

@kkachis

I don’t know how to reblog w a video ;_;

It uhhh…. It sure is something. I got the notes to play at more or less the right times, and I consider that an accomplishment. I later tried pitching down an irl violin for the “cello” and it was somewhat promising. The chorus bit is the waltz and it… exists.

kicking the door down to talk about blood and sand and the difference parker yang made in the life of arthur lester 

so the recipe i’ve found and used for a blood and sand cocktail is equal parts scotch, sweet vermouth, cherry liqueur, and orange juice. this drink is sweet. parker looked at this sad sad man and his scotch and said “if you’re drowning your sorrows you may as well change it up every now and then, yeah?”

arthur “secret sweet tooth” lester who’s been intentionally depriving himself of anything kind tasting this cocktail and sharing it with a stranger who just keeps coming back and eventually becomes his best friend. 

parker yang and the bitter-sweet tang of scotch and cherry and orange and the hint of light in a dark tunnel that arthur’s been stuck in for a very long time

And be careful of tears blurring your vision whilst driving

Finally started listening to Malevolent and first of all holy SHIT is the eye control thing a great way to have an in-universe reason to give the listener visual details, and secondly, is this series going to be Toxicly Gay or am I a dumb idiot queer who hears a British man being tormented and goes 'oooo they'll be SO unhealthy for each other~'

No major spoilers or anything (as of writing this I've only finished episode two) but do feel free to do to me what I do to new TMA fans, aka vaguely implying shit that the new listener will squint at for being ominous, then return later going 'YOU BITCH YOU DIDN'T WARN ME!! FUCK!!'

Making myself sad in five words: “Say hello to Uncle Parker”

Yellow Mammals poster. Inspired by @one-weird-mammal-a-day

You know what I’m reblogging this in case it inspires someone to do it better

@kkachis

I don’t know how to reblog w a video ;_;

It uhhh…. It sure is something. I got the notes to play at more or less the right times, and I consider that an accomplishment. I later tried pitching down an irl violin for the “cello” and it was somewhat promising. The chorus bit is the waltz and it… exists.

The scariest part about Malevolent 26 is the happy-ish ending. So much optimism. Meanwhile, Kayne's out there in his heart-shaped sunglasses, white wine cooler in hand, halfway unbuttoned collared shirt just waiting in the shadows. Shit's about to hit the fan.

The Larson kids, few months before all goes to hell.