Omg This Podcast Is So Fucking Funny

Brian David Gilbert is a gift to humanity and a curse on mankind.

I just had to get that off my chest.

LMFAO INCREDIBLE. IMMACULATE.

Thank you, Harlan, you feed us so well.

“…who?”

GOT ‘IM. ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED.

Old favorite character divorced, new favorite character acquired.

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wisdom is my dump stat

#gonna make stickers (@genderfluid-druid) #Drake please for real like PLEASE (@neosatsuma) okay so i WAS kidding but I’m not anymore

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Okay so there was this set of digital sticker looking things of times John had been v encouraging and I distinctly remember one of them being “Arthur well done. But she is climbing througb the hole behind us!” but I cannot for the life of me find the original post please help

Tw high pitched loud noise? Is that a thing?

This is probably a bad time to post due to the actions of a certain Jalexander/derogatory//affectionate (and everyone involved. I’m sure they too are giggling and foot-kicking)

BUT I wanted to know what The Song sounds like on the violin and y’all. It’s so melodramatic. I’m out of practice(read I have not practiced in years) so it’s uhh a little janky. But the potential is there. It really gives Sherlock angst-playing at a window about The Woman.

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5:10 three days. Yup. Thats how long it takes to recover from being run thru with a sword.

6:50 DRESS 👏 UP 👏 TIME 👏

9:30 “a thick piece of metal?” That dude wasn’t actually a prince, was he?

10:15 arthur bby plz do not go out in underwear and a shitty breastplate

10:20 Was that a zipper?? Btwn that and all the modern english everyone speaks, I don’t think they really time travelled lmao

12:10 three days. Absofruitly. 4 out of 5 doctors agree

13:10 what in gods name is that armor made out of

13:10 no he is definitely still a sore thumb

14:00 listen, i love yorick, but y’all trust him way too much

23:00 PI remembers secret doors are a thing. More at 6

25:30 for someone with no legs, you sure are good at jumping to conclusions, yorick

27:00 oh so now we’re suspicious.

28:50 nothing like some stagnant water with a three-day-old body in it to freshen up your stab wound

31:00 the lung capacity of this man gd

38:50 yes please get rid of the breastplate

39:00 a man who looks nothing like the prince who is nigh unintelligible with weird hair and shoes wearing nothing else but the prince’s bloodied underwear and one piece of his armor does not stand a better chance of getting into a castle than a random stranger. Once you get near the castle, hide your 20th century shit and the prince’s clearly more expensive clothing and say you were mugged and stabbed.

40:20 yeeeep its defo haunted. Again.

43:00 hes gonna paint the nails duh

44:00 ah. Ew, yorick. You know what, I’m not gonna yuck anyones yum

45:00 Alexander “definitely not an evil familiar” Owl, so happy to have you back

46:30 awww Faroe’s Waylay is probably a nice park with duckies 😭

I think Malevolent fans should give Arthur the Jonathan Sims treatment of giving him longer hair as the story goes on. Cuz for like(I’m guessing) for all of s2 he is stuck in the Dreamworld and has no was to cut his hair. I NEED John getting mad a Arthur because he can’t see.

Can Arthur or John speak Middle English?

Aw no diagonals or backwards? Worst crossword 0/10 /lh

first three words you notice describe your 2023!

When is Arthur’s birthday?

March 30th

STOP MAKING PLANS tho- that’s a narrative guarantee that they won’t happen.

Our lads seem to have forgotten that Arthur conspicuously absconded from the scene of a double murder when he was supposed to be investigating the murder of a little girl. And also having an impressive streak of people in his life suddenly dying. And disappearing after a month-long coma the same night the hospital morgue was broken into and all the lights shattered, with the a murdered woman pulled put of her body drawer. And purchased a gun and fake id. And stole a boat, and the cops who went after him were never seen again.

Fuck shit. Fuck. Not the Parker lore my heeeeaaaaaarrttttt