Hooded Crow John And Red-backed Shrike Arthur

[MALEVOLENT 25 SPOILERS]

“WhAT The FUCk IS WRONG WITH YOU, ARTHUR?” I said those words aloud, and I have never meant them so earnestly😞😤 I get it, the absurd amount of trauma is finally catching up to him, but?? ‘You seem more sensitive than before, let me tear into you with the most vicious and personal insult I have thrown at you yet, which is saying something, directly after a deeply traumatizing event.’ APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW ARTHUR. John honey he didn’t mean it, he doesn’t really think that 😭😭😭

And this is only going to get worse, unless Mr. Guthrie decides to take a U-turn on this character arc.

😞🎶 You call it madness… 😞

And be careful of tears blurring your vision whilst driving

Finally started listening to Malevolent and first of all holy SHIT is the eye control thing a great way to have an in-universe reason to give the listener visual details, and secondly, is this series going to be Toxicly Gay or am I a dumb idiot queer who hears a British man being tormented and goes 'oooo they'll be SO unhealthy for each other~'

No major spoilers or anything (as of writing this I've only finished episode two) but do feel free to do to me what I do to new TMA fans, aka vaguely implying shit that the new listener will squint at for being ominous, then return later going 'YOU BITCH YOU DIDN'T WARN ME!! FUCK!!'

Fun fact: Arthur hasn’t eaten since that leg in the pit.

canon: the very first thing John did upon gaining control of Arthur's hand was strangle someone to death with it

fandom: with this power they can... no I daren't say it... oh but I must... they can hold hands 😳🤝😳

I’m surprised Malam has any time to slumber considering the child mortality rate of the middle ages.

Also, if Faroe had been “with them” this whole time, that dead toddler has seen some shit.

Larson may have escaped being murderized but I hope Arthur WRECKS SHOP before getting outta dodge

LOVE the idea of Larson throwing this starving, injured shriveled twig of a man in a hole to die, then coming home to find aforementioned twig has slashed his bed to pieces and stolen his clothes and raided his kitchen and killed his enforcer and maybe even his pet murder-monster too and tracked mud in his rugs and gotten blood everywhere and OH LOOK all his mind-controlled cultists are running free and have unionized—

okay the thing is Kayne literally speaks abt the fucking patrons and i picked this up last night and it’s been driving me mad bc he. He Is Talking About Us.

Well, us as in the patreon users but ykwim

Ep 20, when they’re talking about Destiny and Choices and blah blah blah, This is what Kayne says

“Nooo nononono its not your choice, or his choice”

and then he says a bit later

“okay it’s not a choice, it’s fate, it’s allll predestined”

what he’s Saying is, it IS a choice, but not for Arthur and John. It IS a choice, for the patrons, but it’s fate for Arthur and John. So talking to them, really, it’s not a choice, for them it is destiny.

There’s also another one that MIGHT be a stretch ?? but idk. This is in Coda

“and there’s nothing in it for me ? yknow, someone outta tell them that coins don’t land on their sides, your friends SUCK at following the rules”

Idk I kinda think the “friends” are the Patrons, and not following the rules could be. the ties in votes, which i think people said gives John another limb ? or could even be the patrons getting Arthur killed with their choices, and he still gets back up.

I only drew this conclusion bc Arthur doesn’t have friends so this is the last thing i could think of.

ANYWAY Kayne knows the patrons exist this motherfucker does the office stare of podcasts and it’s great

Aw no diagonals or backwards? Worst crossword 0/10 /lh

first three words you notice describe your 2023!

Fucking around with Metahuman. I am going to spend Too Much Time on that website.

SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Favorite characters merged. New more powerful favorite character created.

“…who?”

GOT ‘IM. ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED.

Old favorite character divorced, new favorite character acquired.