This Is Fucking ART

Fuck him up, bestie. Tell him how it is.

“…who?”

GOT ‘IM. ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED.

Old favorite character divorced, new favorite character acquired.

STOP MAKING PLANS tho- that’s a narrative guarantee that they won’t happen.

Our lads seem to have forgotten that Arthur conspicuously absconded from the scene of a double murder when he was supposed to be investigating the murder of a little girl. And also having an impressive streak of people in his life suddenly dying. And disappearing after a month-long coma the same night the hospital morgue was broken into and all the lights shattered, with the a murdered woman pulled put of her body drawer. And purchased a gun and fake id. And stole a boat, and the cops who went after him were never seen again.

Fuck shit. Fuck. Not the Parker lore my heeeeaaaaaarrttttt

Yellow Mammals poster. Inspired by @one-weird-mammal-a-day

What about cameras in front of the Arthur’s eyes that feed the video to the John in another room wearing a vr headset?

Dumb idea: escape room, Malevolent-style.

The puzzles are built for two people; one person is blindfolded, the other isn't allowed to touch anything. Non-blindfolded one has to tell blindfolded one what they see and what to do next.

Bonus points if some Eldritch Nonsense is introduced every so often via holograms, sound effects, animatronics, etc.

Larson may have escaped being murderized but I hope Arthur WRECKS SHOP before getting outta dodge

LOVE the idea of Larson throwing this starving, injured shriveled twig of a man in a hole to die, then coming home to find aforementioned twig has slashed his bed to pieces and stolen his clothes and raided his kitchen and killed his enforcer and maybe even his pet murder-monster too and tracked mud in his rugs and gotten blood everywhere and OH LOOK all his mind-controlled cultists are running free and have unionized—

Kayne is kinda my favourite

The Larson kids, few months before all goes to hell.

Arthur is what you would get if Jon and Martin did the gem fusion dance change my mind

i thought something like this might be neat bc it takes place in the 1930s n all :]

rbs are appreciated

When is Arthur’s birthday?

March 30th