Can’t Unhear This Voice Line 

how my yoru ults

[id: Viper straight up missing a name]

random valorant headcanons part iv, except i don't have any excuses this time smile y'all you're witnessing mental illness

killjoy sometimes wakes viper up w messaging her weirdly specific questions like “what happens if you wake up in a middle of a surgery? can your intestines rearrange themselves after surgeries?” and she's one of the main reasons why viper's phone is on silent

breach and brim are football fanatics and SOMEHOW they often support the same team (chaos ensues when they don't)

fade cried after playing stray, cypher has a video of her breaking down after finishing the game

yoru refuses to accept he's allergic to strawberries because he loves them sm (he had to spend an entire day at medbay because of this)

raze and killjoy really ship some agents and they bet on them lol

viper has that mad scientist coat and jett, a chronically online person, gasped after seeing her in it

reyna's good at throwing slippers to ppl. you think bullets hurt? wait until reyna smacks you with her fluffy slippers

viper is a big fan of american horror story. one time sova agreed to watch it w her and he's concerned about her mental health now

jett often forgets her knives in random places (low b12 gang)

chamber knows how to make amazing pastries

astra plays ping pong w herself in astral state when she's bored

phoenix and yoru share clothes, jett steals them

raze somehow knows everyone's spotify passwords

neon still doesn't like fade's prowler

brimstone is a bbq master

sova has joint pain like every archer in existence

sage has a mug collection and THEY'RE SO CUTE

she would rather die than admit it but viper plays favorites when it comes to some agents lmao

sova's big cloak is the best blanket in HQ

kay/o can be used as a portable AC. no i will not elaborate just ask killjoy

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I'm sure he tries to keep up with his fellow teammates, but his playstyle is a bit more static than... some other's... Ahh, it's hard to keep up with those youngsters

astra regularly recruits cypher to help her bully the shit out of chamber in nonstop french she told me so herself

a sage that fills wounds with crystal

slowly, slowly, turning green

it responds, sure. like the cut never happened. like your arm was never lost. it doesn't feel brittle- oddly enough, you don't feel any different at all.

...but looking in the mirror, with every skirmish, the soft jade creeps further over your skin. cold crystal caging your heart.

will you wake up a statue one day?

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a skye who seeds wounds with flowers

trailing vines ever-blooming

it responds, sure. like the shot never punched through. like your chest doesn't have a chunk missing. it doesn't feel wooden- oddly enough, you don't feel any different at all.

but looking in the mirror, with every skirmish, more petals adorn your skin. roots wrap around your heart.

will you wake up a shrub one day?

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a reyna that switches wounds with enemies

discoloured patches matching her foes'

it responds, sure. like her own skin never charred. like her bones never breathed. it doesn't feel unfamiliar- oddly enough, she doesn't feel any different at all.

but looking in the mirror, with every skirmish, others' skin overtakes her own. the heart stolen from an enemy's chest, her own left behind.

will she wake up as someone else one day?

JETT IS GETTING NERFED??