Miscellaneous Valorant Hcs: 

viper's playlist is so angsty and fruity at the same time pls i wanna meet the person who makes those playlists i have some questions

Not cool, Raze >:c

I redrew the panel where Brim reads Yoru’s poetry about Skye to the protocol. It was a bit messy in the original, so here we are.

To summarize;

Breach, Fade and Kayo: I’m about to ruin this man’s whole career.

Killjoy and Astra: :0

Jett, Phoenix, Chamber, and Raze: Haha get rekt scrub nice poetry

Viper and Brimstone: Those are some… interesting words.

Sage and Omen: *look of utter disappointment*

Sova: What rhymes with flashbang and you do in bed?

Reyna: Do not corrupt the child

Neon: ;3

Cypher: Finally, something interesting

Skye:

Oh, and the poem went

“You talk to animals with such a gentle croon. When I hear it, I swoon.

You light up my world like a flashbang. I’ll teleport to your bed if you wanna-“

one more neonpost for tonight then im done I SWEAR i PROMMY

look at how shes eyeing the squishsquish rack

Day 17 - Sage from Valorant

(Now I am strong enough for us all.)

the cute outfit

particularly relevant after the recent lore drop where neon leaves a voicemail to brim worried that killjoy's gonna hurt herself eventually. love how *this* is brimstone's best solution

Brimstone: Reyna, keep an eye on Killjoy. She’s going to try something stupid and get herself shot.

Reyna: Sure, I’d love to see Killjoy get shot.

Brimstone: Try again.

Reyna, sighing: I will stop Killjoy from getting shot.

thinking about kay/o and neon going out to buy stuff

neon zips around to grab everything on their shopping list real fast and kay/o carries the bags of groceries, spare parts, clothes, a masquerade mask (white with purple feather)- who added THAT to the list?- fancy tea and normal coffee..

it works out, they're a thousand times more time-efficient than everyone else at this chore, neon doesn't have to carry anything, just yoink stuff and cop a shoulder-ride with charging cable in hand, kay/o doesn't have to pick out any small crushable items and can divert extra power to holding everything without worrying about charge

viper's wardrobe is largely composed of twenty identical black turtlenecks.

chamber has bought her a myriad of dresses and other fashion statements... which she doesn't wear

it's simply impractical for her work.

chamber gets a very pained look on his face when she has decompression days and chooses to wear the single shirt killjoy ordered custom made for her instead of anything he's picked out.

to be fair, it's a cute shirt, it's yellow and has a cartoon snake with the text-

'help needed: lab rats.

definitely not going to eat them'

-on the front. not something you'd expect to find viper in, but it's comfortable and she makes minor exceptions to see killjoy beam when she sees viper wearing it for team morale