Astra Regularly Recruits Cypher To Help Her Bully The Shit Out Of Chamber In Nonstop French She Told

I caught her trying to steal my iced coffee

random valorant headcanons part iv, except i don't have any excuses this time smile y'all you're witnessing mental illness

killjoy sometimes wakes viper up w messaging her weirdly specific questions like “what happens if you wake up in a middle of a surgery? can your intestines rearrange themselves after surgeries?” and she's one of the main reasons why viper's phone is on silent

breach and brim are football fanatics and SOMEHOW they often support the same team (chaos ensues when they don't)

fade cried after playing stray, cypher has a video of her breaking down after finishing the game

yoru refuses to accept he's allergic to strawberries because he loves them sm (he had to spend an entire day at medbay because of this)

raze and killjoy really ship some agents and they bet on them lol

viper has that mad scientist coat and jett, a chronically online person, gasped after seeing her in it

reyna's good at throwing slippers to ppl. you think bullets hurt? wait until reyna smacks you with her fluffy slippers

viper is a big fan of american horror story. one time sova agreed to watch it w her and he's concerned about her mental health now

jett often forgets her knives in random places (low b12 gang)

chamber knows how to make amazing pastries

astra plays ping pong w herself in astral state when she's bored

phoenix and yoru share clothes, jett steals them

raze somehow knows everyone's spotify passwords

neon still doesn't like fade's prowler

brimstone is a bbq master

sova has joint pain like every archer in existence

sage has a mug collection and THEY'RE SO CUTE

she would rather die than admit it but viper plays favorites when it comes to some agents lmao

sova's big cloak is the best blanket in HQ

kay/o can be used as a portable AC. no i will not elaborate just ask killjoy

pov: you are going to university with Yoru

Valorant Agents Taking Care of a Child (aka you)

Astra -plays Airplane with you -”Higher? You get higher!!” *carries you higher while she floats* -Lets you play with the stars in her hands -”Pretty? Yes yes! Very very pretty!” -No curfew type of guardian -snacks for days, cuz she’ll spoil you with her delicious food. -will stargaze with you until 2 am -9/10, you’d be very tired the next day Breach -cool uncle vibes -”Careful with my hands, I don’t want your little fingers to get caught in the metal.” -sets you on his shoulder while he walks around the base -will give you a beer mug and fill it with your favorite drink while he drinks his own mug of beer. -uses his body as your swing, cuz you’re basically weightless as a child -He’s a nice babysitter that’s for sure, one of the best. -11/10, cool uncle. you get a medal Brimstone -just eagle eye watches you as you play -”No, not there. There’s guns, it is dangerous.” -doesn’t allow you to play with the duelists or Viper -”Come on, Brim. Let the child have some fun!!” -”No Raze, I don’t want you putting the child in danger.” -you’ll be really bored with him as your caretaker honestly -will bend the rules for you, no doubt -”How come they get to use that?!” -”Cuz she’s a child.” -6/10, he got the taking care of the child down, but not the entertainment side Chamber -He really has no idea what to do with a child, let me be honest -”Okay, why did you give me this menace?”

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Creepy Bald Besties!!!!

fellas is it g

I redrew the panel where Brim reads Yoru’s poetry about Skye to the protocol. It was a bit messy in the original, so here we are.

To summarize;

Breach, Fade and Kayo: I’m about to ruin this man’s whole career.

Killjoy and Astra: :0

Jett, Phoenix, Chamber, and Raze: Haha get rekt scrub nice poetry

Viper and Brimstone: Those are some… interesting words.

Sage and Omen: *look of utter disappointment*

Sova: What rhymes with flashbang and you do in bed?

Reyna: Do not corrupt the child

Neon: ;3

Cypher: Finally, something interesting

Skye:

Oh, and the poem went

“You talk to animals with such a gentle croon. When I hear it, I swoon.

You light up my world like a flashbang. I’ll teleport to your bed if you wanna-“

Headcanon number 724898

Cypher frequently asks Breach to bring chocolate from his homecountry when he visits there and Breach doesn’t initially like to entertain the man but with enough money given to him he buys him a couple of famous and delicious chocolate bars

But Cypher is KNOWN to hate chocolate, no matter the flavor its too sweet for his tastes, then why does he order chocolate all the way from Sweden? because one little engineer just LOVES it

Whenever Killjoy is in the mood for talking or complaining or just tinkering her gadgets outside of her lab (which is still the superior lab, with a 3d printer, she insists when compared to Cyphers tinyass room) she just passes by Cyphers lab. And he knows if she is around esp at a late hour she will stay there for a looooong time

So when they are either working or talking, he brings out the chocolate bar(s) with a glass of milk ,from his minifridge under the table, for her and brings a cup of tea for himself. She just digs that, late night snacks because who cares about calories, Sweden choco might not be as delicious as Belgium or Swedish ones but hey she likes it either way and Cypher truly enjoys her company while drinking his tea and listening to her

(2020 MAR)

I’m back! school’s started for me, so expect these to be more infrequent. Not that they weren’t infrequent in the first place, but I digress.

Anyways, dialogue credit goes to @hvstias as usual.