Hi I’m Here To Say That Anyone That Tells You That Malignant Is Awful Is Wrong, They’re Just Straight

Great Norwegian Mountain Troll allegedly photographed in December 1942 by the crew of an RAF recon flight 300 miles North of Berge.

Who needs to clean up now Dex?

After rewatching the Willow series I had the same thought I did the first time, if Disney is still thinking about doing a Pirates Of The Caribbean reboot I know who should be the star.

One last dab

Ok, I have a very earnest question for Lily and her diehard fans.

What part of the Writing Tips thread was a joke?

In the event you respond to this question with a frustrated “Why does no one believe it was a joke??”, allow me to answer that question ahead of time. It’s because all the Tips just so happen to be opinions and beliefs Lily expresses to this day, like enemies to lovers is abusive, heroes should just kill the bad guys, slice of life is better than action, anime bad, Zuko doesn’t have a redemption arc, storyboard artists can’t write ever, and etc etc.

To be fair the thread is funny, just not in any way that’s intentional. The way that most of the Tips are just the most blatant examples of vague posting you’ve ever seen is hilarious, the tips that make Lily look like a hypocrite and are deeply ironic are also pretty funny.

Now if any Lily fans are still reading this I’m gonna give you a little bit of homework, look up the term “Schrodinger’s Douchebag”.

YOOO! They’re letting him cook!

Twitter is great because I don’t even have to try and find shitty takes like this.

Evil Dead Rise Spoilers Without Context:

R.I.P. Edward Kenway, you would’ve loved Divorced Dad Rock.