R.I.P. Edward Kenway, You Would’ve Loved Divorced Dad Rock.

This post deserves all the love

Godzilla 2014 hot take!

I’ve put them all out there, I think, but…

The “hide the monster” thing and the cut-away from the Hawaii fight were not mistakes. 

Cranston’s character dying was unfortunate only in that we got less Cranston but not really an error for the film’s storytelling. 

The lackluster human character criticism is a much smaller issue than many think, and it’s because of the film’s themes and its larger project. 

It’s a visually stunning film above all else. 

Edwards is an underrated hero of the Godzilla franchise who did what seemed the impossible and delivered an artistically worthy Hollywood Godzilla film that was also true to the character–and financially successful enough to launch a series! 

Star Wars Fans When A Guy Survives Being Cut In Half Cause He Was Too Angry: 😁

Star Wars Fans When a Girl Survives Being Stabbed Cause She Received Immediate Medical Attention: 😡

Me watching GTA fans complain about having to wait forever for GTA 6 as Bully Scholarship fan.

That moment you see a conservative blog unironically using an American Dad meme to argue against gun control.

Probably the dumbest 4K I've ever gotten.

Somewhere. Someplace. Chris Chan is shuddering with rage that you came up with a better backstory for Sonichu than him.

new character sonichu invented by me, do not steal

If I had nickel for every time a Canadian creep dipshit brought up Epstein in their denial, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

I just want to inform everyone that the American remake of The Ring holds up and you really should watch if you haven’t before.

Twitter is great because I don’t even have to try and find shitty takes like this.

Me gifting a human survivor a cheeseburger from the spectator’s screen after using the teleporter to save myself.