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Me not knowing what asexuality was and thinking that I was Bisexual because I feel the same for both men and women:

lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

Sirius: Guess fucking what? Peter: You killed your parents. Remus: You burned down the Great Hall. James: You shagged Remus. Sirius: I fucking apologized to Regulus. *Everyone Gasps*

I will see how Caleb, Molly & Caduceus look and stop being on this plane of existence

M9 fans like "I can't wait to see this moment animated!!" no. I will simply pass away the moment I see the concept art for Caleb. I don't even need to watch the show at that point, I can leave the fandom entirely and die in peace

I will see how Caleb, Molly & Caduceus look and stop being on this plane of existence

M9 fans like "I can't wait to see this moment animated!!" no. I will simply pass away the moment I see the concept art for Caleb. I don't even need to watch the show at that point, I can leave the fandom entirely and die in peace

Gonna be a menace when we finally get a date for the Mighty Nein animated...

Real

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

Barty, holding a sleeping animagus reg: the missile is very tired, he is eepy

Evan, nodding along: the missile has had a very long day of hexing gryffindors and wants to take just a small sleep

Barty, holding a sleeping animagus reg: the missile is very tired, he is eepy

Evan, nodding along: the missile has had a very long day of hexing gryffindors and wants to take just a small sleep

people are always like “i have face blindness but i’m good with names” or “im terrible with names but i never forget a face” well baby idk how to tell u this but i am . bad at both.

reblog for bigger sample size 😇

I always imagined that although Sirius defied Walburga in many ways, Regulus also had a bit of that rebel in him.

When Sirius and Regulus were young, Walburga never let them have anything sweet. She wanted them to look good all the time and meet the standards of the Noble and Ancient House of Black. Whenever they even tried to secretly get any type of sweet from Kreature, she would end up knowing and always get extremely angry.

Although Sirius defied her as soon as he sat on the train to Hogwarts, he ended up disliking the first candy he tried and never tried it again. (Bertie Botts every flavour beans)

However, Regulus, being the rebel he is, started to keep a huge stash of all types of candy hidden in his room where not even Barty or Evan could find it. It has every candy you could even think of. He especially keeps candies that all his friends liked. Regulus would also be the one to introduce a good candy to Sirius which would make him start liking candies too. 

Regulus would also keep candies in his pockets, with each day of the week having a different type of candy. He would also try and bribe people with candy every now and then.

James: *points to Reggie's suit* What color is this?

Remus: *confused* Grey...?

Sirius: It's definitely grey.

James: *stares at Regulus* Now tell them what color you said it was.

Regulus: *mutters* Dark white...

James: What do you call a dog who meditates? Aware wolf.

Remus: Next time I transform, I'm going to try to bite you.

Vampire reggie :D

Regulus who always always makes the highest effort to look perfect and presentable so even his roommates haven’t seen him out of dress before (even his pajamas are silk and a long sleeved matching set and his hair is always styled and he never has a pimple or eye bags despite always staying up) but then one day he comes back to the door in a fit of frazzled despair and tells Barty ‘I don’t want to hear it I know I’m disgusting ok I just can’t right now’ and then goes to change and Barty thinks he’s gonna come back with like green paste on his face and curlers like the cartoons but then regulus’ idea of ‘looking disgusting’ is wearing his undershirt and shorts and his hair in a low bun and his concealer under his eyes is wiped off and he literally still looks perfect and fine yet he’s so convinced he looks like shit that Barty can’t help but smile because the love of his life is so ridiculous and he cant stop himself from kissing his cheek and telling him he looks perfect and now literally every time regulus is even somewhat dressed down Barty always tells him he’s pretty like it’s his civic duty because god gives his toughest battles to his horniest most supportive boyfriends

Regulus who always always makes the highest effort to look perfect and presentable so even his roommates haven’t seen him out of dress before (even his pajamas are silk and a long sleeved matching set and his hair is always styled and he never has a pimple or eye bags despite always staying up) but then one day he comes back to the door in a fit of frazzled despair and tells Barty ‘I don’t want to hear it I know I’m disgusting ok I just can’t right now’ and then goes to change and Barty thinks he’s gonna come back with like green paste on his face and curlers like the cartoons but then regulus’ idea of ‘looking disgusting’ is wearing his undershirt and shorts and his hair in a low bun and his concealer under his eyes is wiped off and he literally still looks perfect and fine yet he’s so convinced he looks like shit that Barty can’t help but smile because the love of his life is so ridiculous and he cant stop himself from kissing his cheek and telling him he looks perfect and now literally every time regulus is even somewhat dressed down Barty always tells him he’s pretty like it’s his civic duty because god gives his toughest battles to his horniest most supportive boyfriends

Once both of the Black parents die, Regulus becomes Lord Black. And boy, does he use his power.

First act: convince the love of his life (Remus) and his disowned, disgraceful brother (Sirius) to move in with him.

It takes him a while, but they eventually agreed. He feels a bit bad that for Remus it was more a case of nobody wanting to rent to a werewolf, never mind hiring one, so he wouldn’t even have money for a flat.

Sirius joined his best friend to make him feel more comfortable, as it is still a big step to move in with your boyfriend.

Of course, Walburga had that awful portrait made, and she started screeching the second she saw those two come in, with the others chiming in.

What none of them expect, not even Remus and Sirius, was how Regulus reacted.

Sure, they kind of knew he wouldn’t stand for it now he was finally free of his parents, and maybe lock the portrait in the attic.

But no.

He fucking incinerated the portrait of his mother, a slightly unhinged glee in his eyes.

After that, all portraits shut up. Some even warmed up to the newcomers, once they saw how intelligent and hardworking Remus was, and Sirius… well, he was still a Black.

Only once the same thing happened, when one relative mumbled something about the disgrace of a Black marrying a creature.

That was the last time the portraits even though of saying something, watching horrified as the oldest one of them went up in flames.

Also btw trump recognizing only "the two biological sexes" harms intersex people too. I am a researcher of sex and it's affects on disease, and sex is far more complicated than "two sexes" and it always will be. Sex is multifaceted and there are far more than two binary sexes. Keep that in mind too. Don't fall into bioessentialism as you fight for trans people and intersex people.

fanfiction truly being the savior for everyones sanity

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

Regulus *coming home from the market*: I swear when I get my hands on that imbecile!

James: whoa, hey, what's wrong??

Regulus *hysterical*: That rat bastard!

James *concerned now*: Hey, whoever he is, he'll pay, but who exactly are we-

Regulus: That bitch stole the last pomegranate at the market!

James:

James *quietly*: right....right...totally justified...rat bastard...

You know you’re fucked up when Regulus Black is your comfort character

I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something

really love the idea of regulus being oh so mean and cold and detached in his human form but a cutie patootie in his animagus form (little kitty). like he just curls on james’ lap and purrs and meows and licks his cheeks and bites him gently and nudges him with his rosy little nose and

Peter: Nice rock.

James: Thanks, Regulus gave it to me.

Regulus: I threw it at you!

James: Aren't they the sweetest?

Sirius and Regulus arguing Part 3

Sirius: You're a momma's (referring to Effie) boy

Regulus: You're a selfish prick

Sirius: You're an entitled princess

Regulus: You're old

Sirius: *Offended laughter* You wanna go there? Alright. You're short!

Regulus: (ಠᗝಠ)

Sirius: ( •̀ᴗ•́ )

Regulus: REMUS LIKES ME MORE THAN YOU!!

Sirius:

Sirius and Regulus arguing Part 3

Sirius: You're a momma's (referring to Effie) boy

Regulus: You're a selfish prick

Sirius: You're an entitled princess

Regulus: You're old

Sirius: *Offended laughter* You wanna go there? Alright. You're short!

Regulus: (ಠᗝಠ)

Sirius: ( •̀ᴗ•́ )

Regulus: REMUS LIKES ME MORE THAN YOU!!

Sirius: