frozone doing everything in his power to protect his niece and nephews reblog if you agree
Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older, like I’m still embarassed to eat or dance in front of people or smile in pictures and its ridiculous and I hate it and I wish I was treated with more humanity
yo but mermaid monster hybrids though
vampire mermaids who prey on their own kind — when they get bitten, their scales fall off, their tails turn a slick and fleshy grey, a dorsal fin begins to sprout from their spine, and suddenly there’s six rows of teeth where once there was only one
mermaid medusas who’ve got eels for hair and it’s not their gaze that can turn you to stone but their song
fairy mermaids who’re born of spite and mischief — they’re small, the size of seahorses, and they speed through the currents causing mayhem and sometimes destruction
were-mermaids who turn into huge, hulking great whites when the full moon filters through the deep waters, who cannot be restrained because what shackles can you find in the deep?, who leave blood and guts in their wake
Reblog if your otp is gay
Legitimate *pro bono legal services* don’t exist without a good reason. In a few of the exmormon groups I’m in you’ll see regular posts saying stuff like “Look what my lawyer sent me today!” with a pic of their resignation confirmation letter from the church.
You know. Just stuff that a normal average church that is definitely not actually a cult would do. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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what a dandy crown 🌼🌻
My mom thinks people choose to have social anxiety and i want to see how many people disagree on that
imagine a sero & ojiro arc where they both work on their insecurities re: being plain together. ojiro works on both learning how to express himself more but also slowly learns to accept himself while sero encourages him with peeled oranges and tail pats.
meanwhile ojiro helps sero work on his fighting style. they’re both good at maneuvering and swinging around, after all. ojiro learns to break free from sero’s tape while sero gets to practice on a moving target.
they jokingly refer to themselves as “the normal duo”. watch out villains, these two “plain heroes” are gonna take u out before you know what hits you.
(Or Nightwing, Oracle, Batgirl, or any other of the 15+ bat sidekicks)
Experiencing brutal cold for a period of time every year keeps you humble
reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont