Whenever Ao3 Is Down I Go To Tumblr To Watch The Girlies Freak Out And Run Around Like Its A City-wide

“I’m fine with trans women but not in biological women’s spaces—“ separate but equal is not equal, pick up a history book.

Can’t you recognize how your ideologies and biases are reflected in people historically on the WRONG SIDE of the humans rights debate?

What I’m trying to say is: I’m a crybaby, the tears flow freely and easily, you WILL catch me crying in the club

Hey, you? Yeah, you— you killed my father. So I’m gonna kill you. Prepare to die or whatever— sorry, what was that? Were we close? Fuck no. I hated that guy. In fact, I wanted to be the one that killed him. I’m only gonna kill you now because I have no where else to reap this seed of wretchedness he planted in my chest, so… Die.

…fine: I’ll give you to the count of three.

…So Ekko’s gotta be coming in clutch in act 3… right?

Not everything is gay, yes. But some creators will create the most heart-stopping life-changing on screen male friendship with two guys canonically described as two halves of the same whole and then they’ll say “nah they’re just bros.”

Like WDYM you traveled countless timelines to save the life of your best friend and push him towards a future where he meets you— SAVES YOU— because no one else can, no one else can even TRY— and THATS JUST GUYS BEING DUDES????

You entwined your fates together and we’re just supposed to pretend that’s the same level as a friendship bracelet?

If I had no morals and an IQ higher than 56 I’d make such a good super villain.

Now that the Jayce pfp war is sadly about to come to a close, I’d like to immortalize mine forever here:

Goodbye, The Great Jatsby, you will be missed.

No because the show isn’t even that good. It’s actually objectively bad. But at the core of it stands two men with such a complex and beautifully earnest bond it will keep the yaoi fans going for generations.

I KNEW HE BUILT IT OUT OF HIS HAMMER THATS SO COOL!!!