Batfam + Textposts Part: ???

for the lesbians

when jason finds out about gun batman

jason: is there ANYTHING of mine this punk ass bitch won't copy!!

dick: i think you're overreacting—

jason: robin!

dick: i mean, you took robin from me—

jason: red robin!

dick: well, i was also red robin in a different timeline—

jason: killing people with the league of assassins!

bruce: wait, what—

jason: USING GUNS!

tim: technically, i found out about that before you came back to life—

bruce: can we go back to that last thing—

jason: using guns as batman SPECIFICALLY!

tim: as i already said—

bruce: wait, when did jason use guns as batman—

jason: a massive scar from an invasive medical procedure!

dick: jason, what—

jason: my autopsy, dickhead!

tim: you weren't even alive for that—

bruce: wait, when did tim undergo an invasive medical procedure—

jason: next thing i know, you're gonna jump into a lazarus pit!

dick: jason, please—

bruce: can we start from the beginning—

tim: i mean, ra's did get pretty close—

dick: WHAT?

bruce: WHAT???

jason: HAH, SEE?? jason: wait, what—

Batman (1940-) #426

Batman (1940-) #427

Task Force Z #6 (2022)

You tell him, Jason.

We didn’t get just this…

We also got this.

Good guy, Ekko. He understood the assignment. He knew this was an intimate scene he really didn’t have any business seeing but priorities, right?

What I think each batfamily member would get arrested for

Bruce Wayne: Public consumption of alcohol. It’s entirely deliberate, and he hasn’t actually swallowed a drop. He put just enough in his mouth to make his breath reek, then spat it out. He’s covering up the fact that Clark Kent was seen coming out of his window.

Dick Grayson: aggravated assault.

Jason Todd: a lot of people think he’d get arrested for murder, but there’s no way he’d let himself get caught like that, not as Jason. He’d get arrested for threatening a police officer.

Tim Drake: at first, i thought he’d get arrested for tax evasion, but then I realized he would literally never get caught committing tax evasion. He’s either manslaughter or loitering, no in between.

Damian Wayne: Younger: assault with a deadly weapon. Older: Vandalism.

Duke Thomas: Disturbing the peace. No I will not be elaborating on that.

Cassandra Cain: She wouldn’t. Not that she wouldn’t commit a crime, she just wouldn’t get arrested.

Stephanie Brown: Littering. She started throwing glitter at things because she thought it would be funny.

Alfred Pennyworth: First degree murder.

jason todd being a book nerd in canon is so funny to me. like mf is a violent vigilante but chows down some pride & prejudice on his off time. he is such a silly goose (homicidal maniac)

Hiii hope you are having a great day 💜 Can i request ak!Jason just being happy, please? I just want my bb yo be happy for once 😭 Love your art, it has such a calm vibe 💜

batkids game night. they’re playing fortnite

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