When Jason Finds Out About Gun Batman

when jason finds out about gun batman

jason: is there ANYTHING of mine this punk ass bitch won't copy!!

dick: i think you're overreacting—

jason: robin!

dick: i mean, you took robin from me—

jason: red robin!

dick: well, i was also red robin in a different timeline—

jason: killing people with the league of assassins!

bruce: wait, what—

jason: USING GUNS!

tim: technically, i found out about that before you came back to life—

bruce: can we go back to that last thing—

jason: using guns as batman SPECIFICALLY!

tim: as i already said—

bruce: wait, when did jason use guns as batman—

jason: a massive scar from an invasive medical procedure!

dick: jason, what—

jason: my autopsy, dickhead!

tim: you weren't even alive for that—

bruce: wait, when did tim undergo an invasive medical procedure—

jason: next thing i know, you're gonna jump into a lazarus pit!

dick: jason, please—

bruce: can we start from the beginning—

tim: i mean, ra's did get pretty close—

dick: WHAT?

bruce: WHAT???

jason: HAH, SEE?? jason: wait, what—