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Tim: Welcome to this meeting of the Wayne family middle child club. Shall we get started?
Jason: Why are you in charge of this club? Im the first middle child, I should be in charge.
T: I'm in charge because you're in charge of the dead robin club. Plus as basically the middlest mild child I think I'm more qualified.
Steph: When did we vote on who was in charge?
T: STEPH!?! Why are you here, you're not even legally one of Bruce's kids?
S: but since you all consider me family I think I belong here.
J: Agreed
Duke: how often do you guys have meetings like this?
Cass: more often than you'd think
Duke: do they all start like this?
J: Yeah pretty much
Duke: um...ok.
Dick, walking in: oh what are you guys up too?
J: NOTHING GET OUT.
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May I interest the people in ✨Jason Todd✨?
Batman: Gotham is quiet tonight
Batman, suspicious: too quiet
Meanwhile five blocks away:
Teen Dick: Swiper no swiping!
Criminal, crying: I'll turn myself in just please stop talking
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When your sidekicks grow up to be real heroes...
Barbara: So where's this dog I keep hearing so much about?
Dick: Oh, he's right here.
Wally:
Jason: That's a grown-ass man.
Dick: Yeah he's a little old but hey, who said you can't teach old dogs new tricks. Ready? Watch this. Speak.
Wally: 'Sup bro.
Dick: Good boy!
Kory: Yeah he just spoke English. That's a grown— that's an actual human being.
Dick: Yeah, yeah I guess he kinda does have like that human-like personality.
Jason: 'Cause it's a fucking dude.
Kyle: I feel like we're drastically overlooking the fact that this is just a guy on all fours that you... keep in your house? Or...?
Dick: He's actually a rescue. Did I mention that?
Barbara: What does that even mean in this context?
Dick: It's a shame. I found him out wandering the streets all by himself one night so I took him in.
Wally: I was walking to class one day and he just grabbed me.
Barbara: Okay, what's your name, dude?
Dick: I call him Snowball.
Wally: It's actually Wally.
Roy: Okay so this is like some type of kink thing?
Wally: No he genuinely thinks I'm a dog.
Kory: Okay, even then, why are YOU going along with this?
Wally: Free rent, free food.
Kory: Still, dude, that can't be—
Wally: 401k matching, pension plan, dental coverage.
Roy: You get dental coverage?
Wally: Let me tell you, my canines have never looked so good.
Kyle:
Barbara:
Kory:
Jason:
Roy: Meow.
Dick: Daddy's little kitten.
Jason, leaving: Okay, fuck that.
when the dying place is lonely