When Your Sidekicks Grow Up To Be Real Heroes...

Don’t mind me I’m just ill thinking about Dick getting so protective of Jason he started beating the shit out of someone with his bare hands until Tim has to pull him off.

Dick beating Bruce for drugging Jason with evil fear gas in Batman 138

Dick beating the Joker for Jason in Batman: Last Laugh

does anyone want to be best friends that also live together and go on adventures together but like mundane adventures like ikea and target and also wants to lay our heads on each others shoulders when sleepy but also have separate bedrooms but also enjoy spending most of our free time together……. just me? ok

Despite it all, I can tell… you have a good heart. 

Jason Todd has a soft spot for stray animals. We all know Damian is the one running around and adopting every animal he can get his hands on and donating to all the animal shelters until they can go no-kill, but every stray animal Jason sees, he either feeds or brings to the shelter. Like he’s such a softie that way.

He doesn’t bring any of them home, worried about never being home and how to take care of such an innocent creature. That is, until one day a kitten screams at him while he’s in a stalemate with guns pointed at him. The kitten is not to be bothered. It starts crawling up his legs and chest, screaming to be pet. Eventually Nightwing shows up and helps him out the stalemate, but this kitten only stops screaming when Jason holds it and it’s so sweet and precious and innocent and, yes, Dick is laughing at him, but the kitten is all black except for a little white spot on his forehead. And the kitten is a little roughed up, but Jason is almost in tears, cradling it to his chest.

Anyway, he shows up back at y’all’s apartment in genuine tears, asking “can we keep it? please?”

The answer is obviously yes. He names it fucknut after it bites him when it’s hungry. You come up with the nickname “Fin” and that’s what y’all call the kitten in public.

does anybody else feel like the problem with current batman writers is that they're writing male power fantasies and they have no concept of who they're writing for? because idk anybody who wants to read about bruce being an abusive dad, it's depressing. it's sad. it's NOT batman. it's something completely different from the batman i remember. like they're not writing a hero, they're writing a narcissist with control issues who has wrapped himself in the cloak of being a good person. and i cant look at a man whose supposed to be a father and a mentor, reguarly choosing to abandon his kids, dump his responsibilities on the one kid who wants nothing more than to make his own choices, and beating "morals" into one....it's all wrong. you cant be a good person, a HERO, and consistently choose inflicting long lasting physical, mental, and emotional scars on people you call family.

Bonus:

Jason is the best babysitter 💀

Mr attendant

Hello Mr attendant sorry to interrupt I promise it won’t be that long

I was just wondering if I could return my heart

I think is kind of defective cause I can’t fall in love

I’ve tried so hard to make it work, I watched every rom-com movie and followed step by step the instructions of love

I went out and found some cool and other not that cool people to practice but all I could feel was nothing

I checked my notes twice and ask for direct instructions but it seems that no one knows what’s wrong

I know that feeling emotions is not the problem cause during all this period I have felt everything: confusion, disgust, desinterest and also love

I have felt love but couldn’t felt the romantic part so I was thinking, if you’re not that busy, would you check my heart? Cause I think I need a refund.

THEY'RE BROTHERS YOUR HONOUR!!

Love how this issue addresses that Jason and Dick's relationship can be a bit complex due to the circumstances of their lives, but still acknowledges that they care about each other and consider each other brothers 🥹

From Death in the Family: Robin Lives! #1

Vi smiling for Caitlyn

“In all you’ve researched, there was no indication that the criminal was even capable of smiling.”

If no one has made this yet, here ya go: