Not To Be A Hater But It Does Drive Me Insane How So Many Online Conversations Are So Centered Around

not to be a hater but it does drive me insane how so many online conversations are so centered around sidon and yona (and link 😞) and not any of the delicious narratives that totk gave us

like why should we talk about rauru and sonia and their relationship w zelda? why would we talk about zelda and how her relationship w link progressed post calamity? oh are we gonna talk about the sheer insanity that is ZELDA TURNIJG INTOA. FUCKING DRAGON??? no??? shipping discourse over sharks? ok

not to swing a bat at a hornet's nest but it really does feel like specifically mlm ships take precedence in fandom spaces over EVERYTHING else regardless of whether the ship in question actually has like. any canon backing whatsoever. like totk specifically, a ton of the story revolves around zelda, a female character which certain fans notoriously hate for the crime of. being a woman with feelings. like gee i wonder why we all simultaneously decided to ignore the story of this one. i wonder why we really really really want to focus on this random male side character's incredibly minor story instead of the literal titular character of the game. could it perhaps be because some of us are predisposed to ignore and dismiss women in all contexts. could it be perhaps that we don't want to reckon with a woman we didn't like in the last game reclaiming her agency and healing from her trauma and being a positive driving force in the narrative and would rather talk about 2 men and how lame and stupid the woman who dares to exist inbetween them is instead. hmm

SPLATOON BLINKIES!!!!

CREDIT IS MUCH APPRECIATED!!!!!!!!!!!!

i may make more if i feel like it

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metamaniamegalo

2 years ago

Kirby's Adventure turned 30 this week! Let's make a cocktail to celebrate!

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metamaniamegalo

11 months ago

Tired: Dracovish is a horrible, sad abomination, depressed or raging at the world that allows its horrific, painful existence and craving the release of death

Wired: In defiance of all scientific reasoning and the will of Arceus, Dracovish is inexplicably healthy and optimistic about its situation. As a fish with FEETS, it explores an entire new world above the waters it once swam in with "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" on loop in its head.

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metamaniamegalo

1 month ago

(play this or pretend this is playing as you read)

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metamaniamegalo

1 year ago

Two djengelskogs

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metamaniamegalo

6 months ago

miku abnormality doodles

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metamaniamegalo

2 years ago

Zelda fans talk about them like they coordinated attacks on several orphanages when in reality theyre like. The nicest characters in totk

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metamaniamegalo

1 year ago

as anyone who has met me knows, i am a certified, real life, carabiner-carrying lesbian. but, now that i have graduated, i am also officially a master of arts in multicultural literature. i am also now officially qualified as an expert and academic researcher on lesbian poetry and literary history. in mere months i will be published within this niche, furthering my case.

which is why i must submit to the court, my official ruling on perhaps the most important thing in lesbian history. 19th century france (as well as those in other circles) used garlic as a euphemism or coded language to refer to the clitoris and the eating of garlic to refer to lesbians or other sapphics. with this in mind i must officially, unequivocally, declare that wario of, warioland and warioware fame, is a lesbian. congratulations to all lesbians who are wario stans (me).