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unpopular opinion: people always assume the two best friends in the Babylon Rogues are Jet and Wave but listen

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✨️Mario "Super Mario Wonder" Appreciation Post✨️

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

MR GRIZZ IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING EX-HUSBAND!!!

THAT'S RIGHT HE TOOK HIS BEAR FUCKING MAMMAL DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING EX-HUSBAND. AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS ""THIS BIG""

AND I SAID "THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!" SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM

MR GRIZZ, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS SMALLFRY EXCEPT WAY SMALLER

AND GUESS WHAT??? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE *Booom*

THAT'S RIGHT BABY. TALL POINTS, NO HAIR, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG

*Distant laughter from Callie and slight chuckle from Marie in the background*

HE FUCKED MY HUSBAND SO GUESS WHAT IM GOING TO FUCK THE EARTH

THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!

MY SUPER LASER PISS!!!

EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH.

IM GONNA GO FURTHER.

IM PISSING ON GRIZZCO!!!

*More laughter and chuckles*

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT JUDD??? I PISSED ON GRIZZCO YOU IDIOT!!

YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING SPLAT LANDS

NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO

Zelda fans talk about them like they coordinated attacks on several orphanages when in reality theyre like. The nicest characters in totk

Even as a zelink shipper whenever people refer to Link and Zelda as soulmates it makes me laugh, cause yeah you're not wrong they totally are but Ganondorf is also technically their soulmate in that regard? The poly shippers have gotten around that issue but for everyone else he's literally born to third wheel. No wonder he's pissed, not only does he never get to realize his ambitions he's gotta watch that awkward teenage romance over and over for eternity. It's like he keeps scrolling past his NOTP and the block button isn't working. Bottling the princess just pisses off the other one, and the other one has the invincibility of a Nokia cell phone. What's a born hater to do

making thibgs... to send people

Fearless year of Shadow