I Know I Probably Say This Every Time A Statement Is Released But I Have So Much Respect For The Bianchi

If you are in Sydney city and not sure what to do, head for Hyde park.

They have set up an area for people who are worried about how to get home, or stranded. 

Stay safe, Sydney. 

Fuck McLaren, I’m waiting for good news about Jules.

Smart and lazy is a horrible combination that results in disappointed teachers, exasperated friends and a whole lot of bad doodling

only 90s kids can reblog this

“but why are french people so rude!!" you ask

well

it’s because our national symbol is a cock

so we can’t help being dicks

So true

there are no ugly people. just poor people. 

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

parents: i mean you did your best this semester right?

me: [months of procrastination flash before my eyes]

me: yeah totally