If You Are In Sydney City And Not Sure What To Do, Head For Hyde Park.

“but why are french people so rude!!" you ask

well

it’s because our national symbol is a cock

so we can’t help being dicks

Smart and lazy is a horrible combination that results in disappointed teachers, exasperated friends and a whole lot of bad doodling

parents: i mean you did your best this semester right?

me: [months of procrastination flash before my eyes]

me: yeah totally

The fear of progression since the dawn of man

raise your hand if you are scared shitless about the future yet couldn’t care less at the same time

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Your fav is problematic: Chris Pratt

his skin reacts to sun light

he doesn’t have the decency to powder his skin like his fellow Victorian nobility

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