parents: i mean you did your best this semester right?
me: [months of procrastination flash before my eyes]
me: yeah totally
via Rachel Brookes
his skin reacts to sun light
he doesn’t have the decency to powder his skin like his fellow Victorian nobility
“but why are french people so rude!!" you ask
well
it’s because our national symbol is a cock
so we can’t help being dicks
Fuck it. That’s good enough.
every frustrated college student trying to finish a project/assignment (via forebidden)
My life basically
(via princet-elliot)